Friday, March 12, 2010

Forbees magazine says Broomer Gasim is the richest man in the world

Forbees magazine made a big blunder when they published this year’s richest list. They did not visit Moldives. Not they are going to visit Moldives and correct their list. Minikaaraajje has learned from insiders that the revised list which is going to be published very soon will look like as following.

1. Broomer Gasim USD 59.8 billion
2. Carlos Slim Helu USD53.5 billion
3. Champion Afeef USD53.3 billion
4. Bill Gates USD53billion
5. Coali mohodhey USD51 billion
6. Warren Buffet USD49 billion
7. Abdulloa Jaebir USD41billion
8. Mukesh Ambani USD35billion
9. Ogre Mohamed Fulhu USD31billion
10. Lakshmi Mittal USD23billion

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

All-horn-fuck-me Elected because...

All-horn-fuck-me was one ofthe the rudikaalhu who was elected from my atoll. He was elected by DRP rudis. But when he got elected this rudikaalhu thinks he was elected because of his popularity.

All-horn-fuck-me agreed that 85 per cent of his votes were from DRP supporters but claimed ”I would have been elected even if I was an MDP candidate.” What a bloody joke. Does All-horn-fuck-me think he was elected because he has a big lando? And the people who voted for this rudikaalhu are bloody fools.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Obama, Sarkozy Angela & Merkel to get Maldives Add-Loath Party support

Acting Vice President of the Add-loath Party Aah-Singh-Tey said that he believe that no political party in the world could run a government, a political party, an organization or a country without Add-loath support.

Aah-Singh-Tey said Barack Obama has recently contacted him to get the support of Add-loath for Democratic patry because Obama feels he cannot sustain his Gavarument without the support of Add-loath.

In the meantime French President Nickolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel are also thinking about getting the support of Adalthu for their parties.
also said that when this government comes to an end, even the next government could be in office with the Add-loath support. Aah-Singh-Tey also said that AP is
Aah-Singh-Tey also said that Edel-oath is not a puppet of another party and said that it has always criticized the ruling NDP and coalition’s main party whenever nDP had deviated from religious principles while governing the country. He also said that as Maldives, United States, China, France, Germany. Italy, Japanare 100% Islamic countries religious opinions and knowledge is very important for all these countries and said that this capacity is only in Add-loath Party. Therefore everybody is queuing up to get the support of Add-loath.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Dutch Dicklands to Develop the Worlds biggest Phallus in Maldives

The gavarument and Dutch Dicklands of the Neverlands have today signed an agreement to develop, operate and manage water dicks including a masterbation centre in the Maldives. The agreement was signed at a ceremony held at the Prez’s Office this afternoon.

Dutch Dicklands is a global leader in tailor made floating dicks and huge phalluses, and the methods and procedures developed by the company for floating developments reduce the impact on underwater life, and minimise the changes to coastal morphology.

According to Juhaa once the huge phallus is built the 300 thousand residents of Maldives will worship the phallus.

Friday, March 5, 2010

ministree of Fish to can Dr. Tooth’s fruits

ministree of Fischeries and Ogerculture Dr. Tooth has said that his Ministree had begun providing financial and technical assistance on long-lining from southern Maldives to Antarctica.

Dr. Tooth also said Government is purchasing equipments needed for the longlining from timbaaktoo.

Dr. Tooth is a specialist in fishery. He has Phd from vakarugey university in fisheries management.

Dr. Tooth is also a specialist in many other fields. He promised the people of Thoddoo that a canning factree for fruits canning and export will be setuip on the island.

He also promised ppels of Folkland that a fruit canning factory wil be setup in their island.

Minikaaraajje has learned from reliable sources that Dr. Tooth is now planning to can the two small shrivelled fruits and the little mushimas between his legs in the cannery. This will be the first project of the cannery.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said return from UK after ‘Nice Trip”

State mini-star Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said recently returned from a trip to the UK. Minisvan news reports he is the first Islamic scholar (Minikaa Comment: WTF? Scholar? Does Minivannews know the meaning of the word ‘scholar’?) from the Ministry to do so with a government delegation.

Saheme attended discussions on counter-terrorism with a range of relevant authorities, including the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Cabinet Office, Home Office and heads of counter-terrorism in the Justice Ministry (Minikaa Comment: When did those Brits at FC learn to speak Arabic?)

He also met with Abbas Faiz, the general secretary of Amnesty International. (Minikaa Comment: Fuck, NO!)

“There was a lot of discussion on ideas, such as how to fight ideologies and radical ideas. It was a very nice trip.” (Minikaa comment: VERY NICE TRIP?? AMMATASIRI!)

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Juhaa trying to put a WET GUNNYBAG on Salaf

Juhaa said that Anni is of the view that increased religious awareness in the country is a result of the hard work being done by the religious scholars in the country and that as President he does not wish to take credit for that. Ha ha what a Joke.

Anni is really highjacked by these religious extremists. He panders to their every need. What a weak president we have.

Responding to concerns by Salaf that presidential address does not contain any information on Islamic affairs, Zuhair said that they had received information from Islamic Ministry as well, but President chose not to include those information in the address as President believes that both the credit and the its technical aspects of the religious issues must be solely left to the scholars.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Gass-I-AM will not join MDP

Gass-I-Am the richest person in the whole universe said he is not going to joing NDP.

Gass-I-am is the most influential person who got Pres Annie to his post. Gass-I-Am begget begged from the people to vote for President Nasheed if the people wants to free the country from tyranny and dictatorship.

Gass-I-Am was rewarded by pres by appointing him to the powerful post of Home Minister, his running mate Sawad was appointed Tourism Minister while Dr. Majeed Bari from Adalth Party was appointed Islamic Affairs Minister. But Gass-I-Am resigned.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

RAEES JEHI FODI BURIYAH GANNAVAALAIFI

Raees Jehi Fodi Buriyah! Edel-oath Party has WON! President of Moldievs is high jacked by Edel-Oath party. This has been proven in the case of the ‘baguraa gawaaidhu’ fiasco.

What kind of a president is this? This man thinks he is the all powerful and comes out like as if he is a medieval knight getting ready for battle. But when he is faced with anything he is a kukulhu. A findi kukulhu. jehi fodi buriyah.

I don’t support what Edel-oath did what I think they have proved that they are Supreme in this country. Raees jehi fodi buriyah gannavaalee.

Moldives President Orders hybrid 2-3 bedroom flat seeds from America

Scientists working for Americal Seed Research Foundation (ASRF) has discovered a new hybrid seed that grows 2-3 bedroom flats.

Professor Brendon Gilchrist, the head scientist working on the special seed revealed to Minikaaraajje today that the ASRF’s team produced the special seed at the request of the President of Maldives Mohamed Nasheed.

“This is a major breakthrough. This is the first time we are able to produce 2, 3 and 4 storey flats from a seed that grows in extremely saline conditions in environmentally vulnerable small island developing nations. And the beauty of this seed is that the flats will grow to habitable conditions with 2,3 and 4 en suite bathrooms within a matter of 3 months”, says Professor Gilchrist.

“The President is jubilant. He is really excited about the discovery. This solves all his problem. We have now placed a massive order to ASRF and will have the seeds dispersed to the islands in 2 months time”, said Presidents Spokesperson Mr. Juhaa when contacted by Minikaaraajje.

“Flats will be no problem. All tsunami victims and all three hundred thousand people and also the 150billion ukudi-bukudi that are living on the islands of Maldives will soon shift to the new flats”, said Minister Mohamed Ass-slam.

Minister Mohamed Ass-slam also revealed that a team headed by Professor Gilchrist will be visiting Moldives to plat the first batch of seeds and also to ensure that the transfer of technology takes place as soon as possible.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Sheyku Al-jaariyaa Mohamed Shahome All Said to resign

Today is one of the sadest days in the history of sad days in Modives. Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said has that he will resign from the Gavarument of Moldives if the liquor regulation is implemented.

If the learned Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said resigns from Moldives govarument that will be the end of islam for the poor moldives ppl. That will be very veryvery very sad. This crocodile is the protector of the religious faith of moldivian pepl. So please every one please pleeeeeeeeeeeese urge president anni not to enformce the regulation. If the regulation if enformed Mohamed shahome All Said and his ‘akhun’ (I don’t know what the fuck that means) are going to resign from the gavarument. Ha ha haaa..what a FUCKING insane joke.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

COMRADE MARIAH MOST IMPOTENT PERSON IN MOLDIVIES

Comrade Mariah carey is the most important person in the Moldives. Why I say this is because the interests of 300000 muslim Maldivians are being raped just to protect the interests of this haggard old lady.

Comrade Mariah’s sinister Comrade Howl-ah is deputy mini-star although she is nutrition.
Comrade Mariah’s another sinister Comrade Raggedy-yeah is deputy mini-star.
Comrade Mariah’s nephew Comrade Me-off-zeal is deputy mini-star in-wastement.


Comrade Mariah carey want to get liquor license for his ex-husband’s hotel HolyDayIn. And under various excuses by putting wet gunny bag on the heads of the 300000 muslim inhabitants of this country Annie government is finally giving the liquor license to Comrade Mariah Carey.

Why is Comrade Mariah so important so that annie feels that he has to sacrifice the interest of the 300000 people to protect Comrade Mariah’s interest? I think maybe Comrade Mariah show her haggard old unlubricated part to Pres Annie. Piss piss. Thankolheh boduvaru.


Comrade Mariah is the most important person in the whole Moldies.

REEKO MESSY ABAW THE LOW?

Reeko messy is a big gangster. Now anni government is giving beer permit to holiday in because moriah carey want to get licenswe for his ex-husband sirToy. SirToy get all the money from nahalaalu sources like FPID. Kavvallee fpid.
Reeks Messy is a big jaahilu. He is wants to celebrate the holiday in successful in getting beer permits. He puit all beer liquor whickey and tiger, Carlsberg Heineken, budwiesier, kilkennie and tuborg. Vodka, but reeks messy knows with this government he will not be caught. He is ABOW THE LAW

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MAROYA find permit for settoy to sell alcohol

Maaroya has finally sucseeded in getting a likor sale license for sotto’s holy-day-inn. Moriae study law in England under sotto’s funding. Moriyo and settoy were married for long time. They have a son. Son is going to inherit all the ill gotten money of Settoy from FPID. And the money form holyday inn too. So now its pay back time. moriae find setto alcholod permits.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President of Male Kunicipality. He is very good orator. He give nice speech at MDP gathering on the beach in the rain to wel

This is a work or art by whoismunavvar blog. this author is a geeenius.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President of Male Kunicipality. He is very good orator. He give nice speech at MDP gathering on the beach in the rain to welcome Alhan Fuckme and Ahmed Abdulla. But MDP Chairperson Mariya give better speech. So now Sir Rung A Damn Maniac very jealous. He want confiscate MDP tent. So Mariya now telephone call Muammar Qaddafi to get new tent.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac campaign manager for President Nasheed. He come to campaign with Waheed Come and Waheed Go. MDP want to hide their UK campaign manager conservative James McGrath. So they put Sir Rung A Damn Maniac in front as cover. But Sir Rung A Damn Maniac give campaign fund to DRP too. Hypocrite exposed by Auditor General report.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac put yellow ugly boxes on Majeedhee Road for Eid Holidays. He connect electricity and light boxes. So electricity cost go high. So IMF ask government to cut STELCO subsidy and increase electricity unit charges. Mariya very embarrassed.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac build bridge between Maldives Monetary Authority and fishermen's boats. So fishermen can get light loan easily. Direct link between government financial assistance and fishermen. Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President Nasheed's best political appointment. Shows brilliant mind President Nasheed has and vision for solving all problems in Male.

thasmeeni brother to pay 1100000000000 rf

thasmeenes brother is to pay rf 110oooooo to the bank now. this is all curruption of thaseens when he was minister. how can anything in this country improve? now MDP is doing so badly. they have become so unpopular because of the thugs and activits. its activist government.

i am sure in the next erection DRP is going to win. but with thasmeeni how is things going to improve. how can theameeni do anything for the benefit of this country when he has big debt?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Worlds Biggest Ashtray is in Maldives!

All of us know all senior ppls in MDP and this goverument are heavy smokers. They smoke so much always. One night ziyattey and anni were smoking in muleeaage. Before that some others had smoked in the evening. So all the ashtrays in muleeaage were completely full to the brim. There was no place where the president could put his ash. President was furious. He immediately asked for Juhaa.

Juhaa arrived at the scene. Juha was briefed by kottey about the problem. Juha immediately found a solution. He told president “Sir, we don’t need to worry about ashtrays”.

“What the fuck, Juhaa. You are telling me we don’t need to worry about ashtrays when all the ashtrays in muleeaage are full”, retorted the president.

“yes, sir. We don’t worry about it. A year or two ago our MDP activists in Kulhuduffushi accidentally discovered the world’s biggest ashtray. They used this 6 feet tall 150pund walking ashtray and reported to us that it is the best experience they have ever had. The ashtray is still around. And there isn’t anything else we could do this huge obscene thing with big nice holes on both ends”.

“juhaa, get serious”, president was furious by now.

“sir, its ahmade abdolloh. We need to bring him to MDP. That solve all our ashtray problems”, said juhaa.

“lovely idea, Juha”. Get it done today”, came the presidential command.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Maunoon Abdul Gayoom to Join MDP in unprecedented move

Highly confidential reports from deeply connekted MDP insiders report that Maunoon abdul gayoom aka Golha aka dictator of Moldives for a million years is is going to join MDP today. MDP parliamentary leader, the half-literate Reeks Moose and other leaders of the party are prepering for an unprecedented party to be held in the rain in arfiticial beech.

According to Reeks Moose and Boh-mondhudhudhudhu, Golha’s spokesperson, the perty to be held on the first of April will be the biggest yellow party ever held in the history of yellow parties in the world. Reeks moose and titanic-riyaa from MDP are determined to make this party a huge ‘suck-kes’.

According to Reeks oneGolha joins MDDP all his previous sins will be swallowed by ganjabo just like Ahmade Abdollaahi’s corruption. Ahmede Abdollahi, illlibe Ibrahim, Maakoni Sato, Ibrahim husna zackey and several others are highly corrupt ppl whos corruption has now been swallowed and obliterated by ganjabo.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

the most corrupt person God created finally joins MDP




now MDP ppls r very happy becoz they finally have Ahmed Abdullooa. If any one ever asked God who is the most corrupt sould He ever created I'm sure if God tells the truth it will have to be ahmed abdoll. this crocodile pretended to be Golha's best friend when he was in power and ate a lot of money.

Four out of 5 most corrupt ppl in Golha's government have secured their future with MDp now. They are ibrahim hussna Zackey, Illyas ibroaham (he is now dhigu mudhdathu hidhumai izzaitheri) , Ahmeod Abdollahie, .

The only remaining person who is outside mdP is Yameeeeein. I think he will also join MDP very happily ver y soon. then MdP can be very happy politicall party.

Rf 30 million saved by publishing announcements in the gazette. 3000 new half literate MDP activits to be appointed to jobs

Juhaa has revealed that the government has saved about Rf 30 million within one year since the government began publishing announcements, directives and press releases of government offices in the government gazette.

Sources close to this blogger and Minikaaaraajje has reveeled that plans r now underway to annoint 3,000 new half literate and semi literate activists to political jobs in the island. Each of these half literate crocodile will be paid Rf10,000 per month.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Only one man in Moldives knows DEMOCRASY!

There is only one person who know democrasy in Moldives. And that person is Dr. Rudikaalhu Shahie$ed. This rudi is talking like as if demokrasy is something that came out of this rudi’s back one moaning.

http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/democracy-cannot-be-sustained-by-a-clan-style-party-%E2%80%93-dr-shaheed/

Wasn’t it this crocodile who said dictator “Gayoom is the father of Democrasy”? This idiot didn’t say that to only the people of Maldives. He said that to the whole woarld while talking to BBC’. Im sure all of u will remember how BBC’s Nisha Pillai put this man’s vaka foahbodi into that malodorous crater in his ugly face when he said ssaid ‘Gayoom is father of democrasy". Ha ha ha..

Now look at this rudikaalhu coming out and talking about how a “party which is run like a clan, or a political party which had accustomed itself into a clan-style decision-making, would not be successful in sustaining democratic values”. Keekey dhen bunaanee. Ladhu hayaai koba mi rudeege?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Where is the protectshion for whistle blowers? Golhabo & Ganjabo is same shit.

think about this. When Illibe’s FPID skandal came up the whistle blower (Winter Shareef) got arrested and he jailed. Illibe was free. He was as Golha used to say ‘abaw the low’. Kuvverivee Wintarey. whistel blow kureema.

Now Minister of State for Monaza doing lots of illegal things against the Home minister’s advise. This crocodile was spending sarukaaru money as he wished as if the money came from the gaping hole in his back and. Then Ministar Shihub write letter to His majesty Ganjabo’s office. Now Juha seyku says an employee leaked the letter. He is sent off to home. Looks like the poor dude is going to lose his job and will be lucky if he doesn’t get adhagodi like winterey did.

Now u tell me where is the difference between Golhabo and Ganjabo. I have been saying this very very very often now. There is no different between Golhabo Gavurement and Ganjabo gavarument. Infect if we give Ganjabo Gavarument 30 years this goverument isgoing to be no wehre close to where Golha’s goverument was.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Who hold the best jobs in the Goverument?

The crokodiles who hold the best jobs in this govarument are
1. DO Sappey – his pay is Rf65,000 a month. From parks and allowances he makes another 43,000. So this crocodile is paid over Rf100,000 a month just to live a comfortable life in Salisbury. His responsiblety? Nothing. He has to be accountable to anyone?> fuck no.
2. Ibraheem Husen Zackey – this crocodile looted our money when he was trousim minister with Golha. He took bribes and commissions from every resort deal. The crocodile got into this gavarument and now he is paid total salary and perks of Rf 133,000 per month. The crocodile puts his hands into everything in the govarument. His responsiblety? Nothing.
3. Mazaki Zackey – this seaman turned ‘journalist’ is paid Rf 180,000 per month in total salaries, allowances and parks. What does he do? He runs his business Mazaki in Malaysia. That’s what this crocodile was doing for the last 10 years. Now he gets a fucking big salary plus ambassarodorila desingnation to run his fucking business. He has to be accountable to anyone?> fuck no.
4. Go-Go-go-going La-thief – this crocodile is the paid a ministers salary and parks which total Rf 85,000 a month. What fucking human right is he protecting? There is a human rite comissan for fucks sake. This crocodile is padi all the money to live comfortabley livfe in Colombo.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Golhabo & Ganjabo tell Moldives ppls to drink FADA

Both Ganjabo and Golhabo enjoy telling Moldives peoples to drink FADA. Let me tell u what I am talking about. During Golhabo’s time when Illibe got busted with FPID corruption Golha told Moldives public to drink FADA and made him a minister again. When AK was rejected by the peoples of Male Golha told ppl of male to drink FADA and he made AK minister. There are many things like that. If public rejects someone and hates him very muhcGolha wud make sure he use the opportunity to tell the people to drink FADA.


Not I think Ganjabo also like to tell moldives ppls to drink FADA.

1. Jesus afeef failed in majlis erection - GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA..then he is made advisor at president office (more higher rank than minister becoz it is senior minister)
2. MDP candidate for kelaa failed – t GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..hen he is made CEO of IGMH (equal to deputy minister
3. Modi failed to get seat in fuahmulaku – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..then he is made deputy high commissioner in singappooru.
4. Baary failed in mdp primary in kurendhoo – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..he is made state ministaru in health ministree
5. Bokey aadhilu failed in kulhuduffushi – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..he is made state minister in home ministeree
6. Senco shareef failed – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA …he is now the chairman of MNSL ship company.
7. Adaalath Sheik Hussin rasheed failed inhithadhoo – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA… he is made state ministaru in home ministree.
8. Bigey jawaahiruvaadhee failed in Raa atoll alifshi – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA… he is the state minister for youth ministree.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Hapy Valenteen Day to President and People of Moldives

Today is Valenteen Day.

Today I want congratulate all my fellow biloved sitizens of the Republic of Moldives.

I want to Send Valenteen Da Greetings to Former President Maumoon Gayoom (Golhaboa) and Current President Anni Nasheid (Ganjabo).

I also want to send Valenteen Day Greeitng to Seyku Fareed, Seyku Ilyas, Dr. Abdul Maguid Barry and Seyky Jariya Shahiem.

Thiya hurihaa faraaithakah loabeege guldhasthaa thakun vehun kuran.

Today is also the beginning of the Year of the Tiger on the Chinese calendar. I wish u every one a happy prosperity year in the year of the Tiger.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Colourfull state mini-stars

In wenesday I wrote about the 53 state mini-stars in Maldives Gavarument. Today I want to list the most colourfull state ministers in this list. Some of the state mini-stars are barely literate. We have 75 fucking deputy mini-stars and 53 state mini-stars …these crocodiles are fed with our money. We civil servants still cannot get our full selery. But the crocodiles are happy. Gayoom gavarument was so bad we changed it. But now this gavarument is worse. and many peopls angyr with this gavarument now. becoz they r giving fat selery to political appointments. and sivil servants die also this gavarumenbt has no problem

3. AHMED SHAFEEQ H. RADIENT MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
4 AHMED ADIL M. UNIMAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
6 MOHAMED NAEEM M. VELIDHOOGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU UTHURU PROVINCE
(K, AA, ADH, V)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
8 AHMED MUJTHABA M. SEA WALL "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(TH, L)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
9 UMAR JAMAAL M. THINADHOOGE 1 "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(GA, GDH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
11 HUSSAIN RASHEED AHMED (SH) V. MIARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
13 ADAM MANIK MA. GOMASHIGE RAEES MALE' MUNICIPALITY SM
18 ABDULLA SHAHID MA. THREE DEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
22 MOHAMED ADIL SALEEM H. MAADHIL MINISTER OF STATE FOR ECONOMIC DEVOLOPMENT MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT SM
25 MOHAMED SHAHEEM ALI SAEED (SH) M. WEST VIEW MINISTER OF STATE FOR ISLAMIC AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS SM
33 ALI SHIYAM S. MARADHOOFEYDHOO/ ALANAASIGE RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE ECONOMIC ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
37 AHMED SHAFEEQ IBRAHIM MOOSA M. MAAFUSHEEGE ENVOY FOR SCIENCE AND TECHONOLOGY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
38 ILYAS HUSSAIN IBRAHIM (SH) M. JAWAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE,CONTROLLER OF IMMIGRATION AND EMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION AND EMIGRATION SM

Thursday, February 11, 2010

KEEKEY JUHAAA??? KALEY thee hama JUHAA

http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/usd-15-8-million-received-as-grant-assistance-in-2-months-zuhair/

Juha says “We have received USD 10 million from EU, USD 5.8 from Khaleefa Foundation and all these monies are grant assistance”. So now the big question is what is Juha gavarument going todo with the money. The money will be given to Reeks-Mosse Heavy Obbodi Load Pvt Ltd to for deeping island harbour or seet piling. Or the money will be given to Hikifinifenmaagey Manni’s Work Corporation Ltd. Either way these crocodiles will eat the money and then gas gandeh aburafa bunaanee masakkaiy nimijjeyey.
Hama golhabo sarukaaruga ves jehi sakaraathey mijahanee miaalaathun. Aharumen fada bovifatha mithibee?.

Juha also says “those who do not believe the new government as a caring government will change their position in future and will praise the government” ….hha ha haaa…ma hee hee heee..hemun hemun gos again dhe ohvves vettijje.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

53 State Ministers for 300 thousand people! WTF?

Maldives has the most number of state ministers. 53 Mother FU#@ING State Ministers! Can you believe it? I just have a look at the State Ministers.

Their monthly salary is is a mother fuc#ing Rf2.5 million. Add to that the doing nothing ambassadors fucking allowances. their allowances and perks total another mother fu*king RF1.3 million a month. Total monthly cost of maintaining these crocodiles = Rf 3.88million. Thats equail to the salary of 970 civil servants monthly celery. 970 poor civil servants rights are being forsed up their asses to feed Kobe Beef to 53 crocodiles. Aharumen civil service musaara hoadhan courtah gos gen miulhenee.


1 AHMED FASEEH M. DHIGGALI COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE SM
2 MOOSA ALI JALEEL H. NAVAAGAN CHIEF OF DEFENCE FORCE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATIONAL SECURITY SM
3 AHMED SHAFEEQ H. RADIENT MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
4 AHMED ADIL M. UNIMAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
5 MOHAMED HUNAIF V. RANDHI "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI UTHURU PROVINCE
(HA, HDH, SH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
6 MOHAMED NAEEM M. VELIDHOOGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU UTHURU PROVINCE
(K, AA, ADH, V)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
7 FAROOQ MOHAMED HASSAN H. HOLHIKOSHEEGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU PROVINCE
(M, F, DH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
8 AHMED MUJTHABA M. SEA WALL "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(TH, L)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
9 UMAR JAMAAL M. THINADHOOGE 1 "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(GA, GDH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
10 MOHAMED NASEER S. HITHADHOO / SEA VIEW "MINISTER OF STATE, DHEKUNU ROVINCE
(GN, S)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
11 HUSSAIN RASHEED AHMED (SH) V. MIARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
12 MOHAMED ASWAAN G. SAMANTHAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
13 ADAM MANIK MA. GOMASHIGE RAEES MALE' MUNICIPALITY SM
14 AHMED NASEEM H. HIKIFINIFENMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SM
15 AHMED AS-AD G DH. MAATHODAA / GULFAAMGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FINANCE AND TREASURY MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY SM
16 THOYYIB MOHAMED WAHEED G. FASMANDHU MINISTER OF STATE FOR TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE MINISTRYOF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE SM
17 ADAM MANIKU H. MERRY SIDE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
18 ABDULLA SHAHID MA. THREE DEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
19 HUSSAIN RASHEED HASSAN (DR) HULHUMALE LOT 10095 MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
20 MOHAMED ALI (DR) M. PENAMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
21 AMINATH SHAFIA (DR) "M. PARK LANE
" MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
22 MOHAMED ADIL SALEEM H. MAADHIL MINISTER OF STATE FOR ECONOMIC DEVOLOPMENT MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT SM
23 MOHAMED MUIZZU ADNAN M. GULFAAMUGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR DEFENCE AND NATONAL SECURITY MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATONAL SECURITY SM
24 AHMED ALI MANIKU (DR) MA. MAANIKA MINISTER OF STATE FOR EDUCATION MINISTRYOF EDUCATION SM
25 MOHAMED SHAHEEM ALI SAEED (SH) M. WEST VIEW MINISTER OF STATE FOR ISLAMIC AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS SM
26 ABDUL BARY ABDULLA H. MELON MINISTER OF STATE FOR HEALTH AND FAMILY MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND FAMILY SM
27 ABDULLA SAEED MA. KOSHEEGE CABINET SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
28 AHMED MAUSOOM G. PLEASANT WAVES FINANCE SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
29 MOHAMED ZUHAIR M. VAINUJEHEYGE 1 PRESS SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
30 MOHAMED ZIYAD M. SLAJAMGE EXECUTIVE SERVICES SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
31 HISAAN HUSSAIN (UZA) M. NOOHIRI LEGAL AFFAIRS SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
32 ASLAM MOHAMED SHAKIR M. SEA SCAPE POLICY SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
33 ALI SHIYAM S. MARADHOOFEYDHOO/ ALANAASIGE RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE ECONOMIC ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
34 MOHAMED SHAREEF H. DHIVEHIGE PRESIDENT'S REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE MALDIVIAN ECO-LAB RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
35 MOHAMED LATHEEF H. HUVADHOO AMBASSADOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
36 MOHAMED ZAHIR H. DHIVARU NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
37 AHMED SHAFEEQ IBRAHIM MOOSA M. MAAFUSHEEGE ENVOY FOR SCIENCE AND TECHONOLOGY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
38 ILYAS HUSSAIN IBRAHIM (SH) M. JAWAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE,CONTROLLER OF IMMIGRATION AND EMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION AND EMIGRATION SM
39 AHMED NASEER MA. EIMAY RAEES DHIVEHI BAHAAI THAAREEKHAH KHIDHMAIY KURAA QAWMEE MARUKAZ SM
40 MOHAMED RASHEED HUSSAIN M. JAVAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS SM
41 HUSSAIN SHIHAB M. KALEE SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SAUDI ARABIA SM
42 AHMED LATHEEF H. SEAWEED SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN CHINA SM
43 ABDUL AZEEZ YOOSUF M. DHOONIHURAA HIGH COMMISSIONER INDIA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
44 ALI HUSSAIN DIDI H. MALE' THILA SAFEERU SRI LANKA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
45 FARAHANAZ FAISAL (DR) H. AMEENEEGE SAFEERU "IN'GIREYSI VILAATHUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION
" SM
46 IRTHISHAM ADAM H. ORCHID PERMANENT REPRESENTATIVE PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES TO THE UNITED NATIONS OFFICE AT GENEVA SM
47 ABDUL GHAFOOR MOHAMED MA. ATHAMAA VILLA PERMANENT REPRESENTATIVE PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES/UNITED NATIONS SM
48 MOHAMED ZAKI M. AHMADHEE AABAADHU SAFEERU MALAYSIYA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEYGE HIGH COMMISSION SM
49 AHMED SAREER M. WEST SIDE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BANGLADESH AH KANDA ALHAAFAIVAA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE SAFEERU BANGLADESH GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEYGE HIGH COMMISSION SM
50 AISHATH SHEHENAZ ADAM (DR) M. AMAZON SAFEERU ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
51 AHMED KHALEEL G. UTHURUGE SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN JAPAN SM
52 ADAM HASSAN H. ASHEN LODGE EUROPEAN COMMUNITIES AH DHIVEHI RAAJJEIN KANDA ALHAA SAFEERU MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SM
53 MOHAMED KHALEEL G. UTHURUGE AAGE SINGAPORE GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE SAFEERU HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SINGAPORE SM

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Another Deputy High Commissioner? Waht the FUCK?

Our Govarument cannot afford to pay civil service salary. But they afford to appointment new officers to high paid jobs in overseas countries. Modi was appointment yesterday to Singapore as Deputy High Commmissioner. Soeme serius Questions we have to ask about this are:

1. Whats modi’s qualification/experience in international relayshuns and diplomasy? Answer: Nil

2. What’s the political advantage President Anni gets by appoinmnet him to the job? Answer: he failed to win a seat in his native island fuahmulah. He has no pubic support. There is nothing President annoy could get by appointmenting him.

3. Does our mission in Singapore need a Deputy High Commission? Answer: Deputy what? What the FUCK for!?

4. What’s the cost of keeping him there? Answer: Deputy Minister’s salary =Rf35000. His allowances and accomodtion = USD6700. Total: a hundred and twenty one thousand fucking rufiyaa every month.

Kihaabodu balaaeh. This crocodile will cost us 30 civil servants salary per month. But Civil servants ppl canot get selery. WTF.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Reek-O-Moose and Rahul Gandhi

I saw this picture on Miadhu...and Im laughing out my eppiglottis. Whats this man Reeks-Moose doing with Rahul Gandhi?

Rahul Gandhi the prime minister in waiting of the worls largest democracy in the world, the Harvard and Cambridge graduate, the torch bearer of Nehru-Gandhi dynasty's is photographed with this man Reeks-Moss. I wonder what Reeks-Moose would talk to him about? Reeks-moose Englis worse than mine. I'm sure he would speak to Rahul Gandhi in ''inglis'' - a language known to the rest of us as English.

Sad story. This is the standard of the Parliamentary Leader of the Ruling party. Our ruling party could only find an illiterate man like Reeks as its parliamentary leader. Then there is the spokesperson of MDP Mr. Dhonbileh, the graduate of MES grade 3. ha ha..maves miaalaathunah vure maa molhuvaane igireysiyah. Ehenve pls please pleeeeease pleeeeeease vote for me in 2013. I will appoint edukated ppl to key posts. not ignorant bastards like reek-moose.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Civil servants and Maldivians will smile soon, Juhaa

Press Secretary Mohamed Juhaa is living up to his name quite literally. He is really the Juhaa of moldives. funny man indeed. Juhaa says "MDP government came to office to protect the rights of the ordinary people and that it will make civil servants and Maldivians happy soon"

http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/civil-servants-and-maldivians-will-smile-soon-%E2%80%93-press-secretary/


“In a country which had been out of order for a long time, it would create problems when someone tries to put in order and there would be people who wouldn’t like it. And there would also be a group who sees the process as something which would brighten their future” he said.

Juhaamen aharumen Civil Servantunge buriyah roa alanaasieh aruvaalaafa mibunanee civil sarvants will smile ey. I dont know how we civil servants could smile when we every civil servant have a fucking thorny pineapple up his or her ass. smile amaa fui.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

miror miror on the wall who is fair rest of them all deputy ministars

Folowing minikaaraajje blog’s publising of the names of 75 doing nothing, fat-salary earning deputy ministers in Maldives Gavarumant blogger www.maldivesarmy.wordpress.com identified the most notable out of these. moldives army guys did a good job:

Thilmeeza Hussain, M. Noohiri, Ekuveri Dhawlaiythakugai Hunna Dhivehiraajjeyge Dhaaimee Mandhoobuge Naaibu, Deputy to the Permanent Representative of the Maldives to the Permanent Mission of the Republic Of Maldives/United Nations, DM - Thilmeeza was a former spy for Mr Abdulla Shahid, the former Minister of Foreign Affairs and current Speaker of Parliament. She was also an active member of DRP.

Shazlee Shafeeq, Ma. Ferina, Japan Gai Hunna Dhivehiraajjeyge Safeeruge Naibu, Deputy to the Ambassador of the Maldives for Japan, Embassy of the Republic Of Maldives in Japan, DM - Secretary who worked in MDP office, and later worked as secretary in President’s Office. Ziyattey’s girlfriend. Absolutely no experience in international relations. Not suitable to a high level post in an Embassy in a donor country such as Japan.

Ibrahim Waheed, M. Banafsaa Villa, Chairman National Social Protection Agency, DM
Worked in MDP’s office in Sosun Magu. Leaked information to various political factions who paid him. An opportunist. Absolutely no experience in managing an agency such as NSPA. Corrupt to the bone. Convicted in the past.

Haula Ahmed Didi, Ma. Comred Villa, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ministry Of Foreign Affairs, DM - Sister of MDP’s Chairperson Mariya Ahmed Didi. A nutritionist by profession. Absolutely no experience in international relations.

Mifzal Ahmed, Ma. Fanvaiy, Advisor on Investments, Ministry of Economic Development, DM - Nephew of MDP’s Chairperson Mariya Ahmed Didi. Educated but experience limited.

Mohamed Rishwan, H. Habaruge, Deputy Commissioner of Police, Maldives Police Service, DM - Former Chief of STAR Team (STAR Force). Rishwan trained STAR Force and made them the most ruthless and feared unit in the Maldives Police Service. The STAR Force was notorious for violently beating up reformists during protests.

I think special mention of this person should be made.
NAUSHAD WAHEED HASSAN MANIK MA. SILVER SCENE DEPUTY HIGH COMISSIONER IN’GIREYSI VILAATHUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION.
What did this man do? what is his educational standard? what is is experience in intl relations? His profile wud be something like
1. naib raees ge kokko.
2. failed artist.
3. failed activist.
4. jail bird.
5. fugitive.

Dhen keekey bunaanee. 75 deputy ministarun. Aharumenge laari mi aalaathunge rattihinnah bahantha aharun Golahbo beylee?. Civil service aa kesobodeege musaara kandaafa.

Friday, February 5, 2010

90% of Maldivians are MDP supporters, Dhonbileh

Here’s what the learned Dhonbileh Ahmed, the Speaker of the Ruling Party, Graduate of MES grate 3, says to Minivannews about MDP members storming into CSC office “as 90 per cent of Maldivians are MDP members, there might be a MDP supporter involved in [any] such scenes.”

http://minivannews.com/politics/2010/02/04/mdp-denies-activists-stormed-cscs-office/

Ha ha ha..this has got to be the funniest joke ever in the history of funny jokes. Dhonbileh thinks 90percent of Maldivians are MDP supporters.

Keekey bunaanee. We have so many highly educated people in the cunt-ree. But MDP could only find someone like Dhonbileh Ahmed to be their spokesman. The educational qualification of the spokesperson of the ruling party? Any guess??

He left MES grade 3 after failing three times.
Criminal record? He was convicted and jailed for drugs!

Mikahal rudi kaalhun laigenkihineh aharumenah 'thaahiru dhiriulhumaa' 'ahen dhivehiraajjeyaa' amaa fuyaa hoadhaadheveynee.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Profile of Special Enjoy of President

While Special Enjoy was the tourism minister, a total of 14 islands of the Maldives were put up to tender to be developed as tourist resorts. Special enjoy made sure he received bribes from each resort operators.

When Special Enjoy was Tourism Mini-star, Iruland proposed a single bid for Velaavaru, Kihaadhu and Dhuonikolhu islands. Then special enjoy manipulated things to his own advantage.

After some underhand deals with Iruland, Special Enjoy convinced them to give Kihaadh island to Athamaa. One of special enjoy’s wife is from Athamaa.
Iruland gave Velaavaru island to Special Enjoy and he sold it to Champion Afeif. The price was paid in the form of constructing his house to eight-storey complete with a swimming pool on the terrace. in November 2003 diktator finally decided enough is enough and removed him.

This is how Special Enjoy worked back then. Being the unctuous politician he is Special Enjoy soon found a place within the echelons of power in MDP. With the MDP’s ‘Ogaatheri sarukaaru’ govt Special Enjoy is back in power. This time it looks like he is determined to siphon off more. His son Hummed-anne is in the front line trying day and night to broker deals for the family. They know that they have got another 3 and half years. So the crocodiles are trying to siphon off as much as they can. Civil service pay reduce koffa viyas, sarukaaru haradhu kuda koffa viyas. Special enjoy kahala aalaathun adhives mithibee aharunge ley boan. Keekey dhen bunaanee.
Mee dho ‘Ogaatheri sarukaarakee’ – amaa fui oagaa there.

Manadhooo Thorig wants to reinstate the salaries in “two days”

Have a look at this news item on miadhu.
http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/mdp-mp-calls-on-to-reinstate-the-salaries-in-%E2%80%9Ctwo-days%E2%80%9D/

This is Manadhoo thorig. our MP for noonu atoll. Educational standard: Grade 5.

This idiot is calling on his MDP govt to reinstate civil service salary. And here's how he plans to do it.

“There are many in cash which is owed to the government. I would like to highlight the housing loans provided by the Finance Ministry to the senior officials of the former government and loans issued by the Bank of Maldives to the senior officials of the former government. I am calling the government to raise those monies in the first day and if they can do it in the first day government can reinstate the salaries in the second day” Thoriq said.


I just peed my pants laughing. What a bunch of silly crocodiles these MDP idiots are! keekey bunaanee. hama maa fuyey buneveynee.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

letter from obama

president obama has sent a letter to president of maldives anni because he is work very much in the copenhagen summit and he look so handsome like obama. he also mention that both of them have very sexy looking wife, dont worry if your country people are stupid and asking for more salary he said in the letter. we still have sexy wife and we both look very smart. and i am almost same color as you, but i am more darker than you so i win.
your country people are very stupid people.so like maumoon you can also become dictator it is very easy. make some money while you are president that is my advice.
the letter was very confidential so no one saw the letter.anni also didnt see it.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

75 fucking deputy ministers in this small country!

Annie is a brillient man. He conned us. he made us believe that he will do things different. He was shouting his tonsils out about how diktator has a world record number of political appointies. we believed him. because he was right. diktator indeed had a wolrd record. but now Annie has broken diktaor's record. I just had a look at the number of people in deputy minister rank in Annie's Govarumnet. My god. Annie has 75 FUCKING DEPUTY MINISTERS! these crocodiles are eating away our civil service celery.

1 NAUSHAD WAHEED HASSAN MANIK MA. SILVER SCENE DEPUTY HIGH COMISSIONER IN'GIREYSI VILAATHUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION DM
2 HASSAN KHALID "GN. FUVAHMULAH/ ZAMAAN
" COUNSELLOR HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN MALAYSIA DM
3 THILMEEZA HUSSAIN M. NOOHIRI EKUVERI DHAWLAIYTHAKUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE DHAAIMEE MANDHOOBUGE NAAIBU PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES/UNITED NATIONS DM
4 SHAZLEE SHAFEEQ MA. FERINA JAPAN GAI HUNNA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE SAFEERUGE NAIBU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN JAPAN DM
5 MOHAMED IBRAHIM DIDI GN. FUVAHMULAH/ VIDHUVARUGE TRADE REPRESENTATIVE HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SINGAPORE DM
6 MOHAMED RASHEED LH. HINNAVARU / FINIUNIMAAGE CONSUL TRIVANTHAPURAM GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE COUNCIULOR OFFICE Rank Nukurevey
7 FARHATH SHAHEER MA. ALHIVILAAGE VICE CHIEF OF DEFENCE FORCE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATIONAL SECURITY DM
8 MOHAMED SHAREEF (DR) M. FENFOAMMAA MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
9 AHMED ZAKI SH. FOAKAIDHOO / SHARUMEELAA MANZIL MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
10 MOHAMED FAIZ G.DH.RATHAFANDHOO / ROASHANEEVILLA MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
11 AKRAM KAMAALUDDEEN MA. EVERLAST MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
12 SHIFA MOHAMED H. JANAVAREEMAAGE MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
13 ABDULLA NAZEER (DR) M. AMAZON MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
14 IBRAHIM ISMAIL ALI M. MAKHMAA VILLA MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
15 MOHAMED FAROOQ G. DHATHUGE MINISTER OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS DM
16 MOHAMED AHMED H. IRUVAI FINANCIAL CONTROLLER MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY DM
17 FUAD QASIM HA. KELA / KOATTEYGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
18 ADAM NASEER HA. DHIDHDHOO / JAREEMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
19 ALI MOHAMED GN. FUVAHMULAH / FENFIYAAZUGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
20 AHMED ADHAM MA. TWO LINES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
21 ALI NIYAZ M. DHEEFRAM AAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
22 AHMED ASHEETH MA. GOMASHIGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
23 AMINATH JAMEEL MA. NAARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
24 MOHAMED SHAREEF GA. VILIN'GILI / GONGALI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
25 ABDUL LATHEEF QASIM V. ASNI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
26 AHMED MOOSA H. AMSAA VILLAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
27 FARHATH ALI MA. NASEEMEE HAN'DHUVARU MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
28 IBRAHIM UMAR MANIKU H. VAIFILAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
29 MOHAMED SHAREEF G DH. THINADHOO / FUSTHULHAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
30 HUSSAIN UMAR L. GAN MATHIMARADHOO / MORNING SUN MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
31 MOHAMED FAHEEM N. KUDAFARI / HIYAAVAHI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
32 IBRAHIM RASHEED ABOOBAKURU A DH. MAAMIGILI / RANGIRITEEGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
33 MOHAMED FIRAQ MA. DHEYDHARUGE MINISTER OF HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
34 HUSSAIN ISMAIL MA. BOUGAINVILLEA MINISTER OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS DM
35 AMINATH ALI H. NEW HEAVEN MINISTER OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS DM
36 MARIYA ALI H. ISDHOO MINISTER OF HEALTH AND FAMILY GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND FAMILY DM
37 MOHAMED AMIR MA. VICTORY MINISTER OF FINANCE AND TREASURY GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY DM
38 AMINATH SOLIH LH. HINNAVARU / NOORAANEEAAGE MINISTER OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION DM
39 MOHAMED FAYAZ M. NANNAARIGE MINISTER OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION DM
40 ZUBAIR MOHAMED HA. KELAA / IRUDHEYMAAGE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER INDHIRA GANDHI MEMORIAL HOSPITAL DM
41 ALI RASHEED HUSSAIN M. JAVAAHIRUVAADHEE MINISTER OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENTGE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
42 AHMED INAZ M. GOODNESS MINISTER OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENTGE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
43 SULTHANA MOOSA G. DHAN'BU KOKAA REGISTRAR OF COMPANIES MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
44 MOHAMED MAMDOOH WAHEED M. BAANSAAGE MINISTER OF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE DM
45 AMINATH SHIFAYA IBRAHIM (UZA) M. MAKHMAA VILLA ATTORNEY GENERAL GE NAAIB ATTORNEY GENERAL GE OFFICE DM
46 ABDULLA MUIZZU (UZ) MA. DAWN SHINE ATTORNEY GENERAL GE NAAIB ATTORNEY GENERAL GE OFFICE DM
47 AHMED AHID RASHEED (UZ) H. GURUVA CHIEF EXECUTIVE MALDIVES VOLUNTEERS CORPS DM
48 AHMED KHALEEL MA. HATHAA MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
49 MOHAMED IBRAHIM H. OASIS VIEW MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
50 MOHAMED YOOSUF MOOSA MA. SISILFARU MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
51 ISMAIL WAFIR G. RANGIREEGE MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
52 MOHAMED ARIF HULHUMALE FLAT 04-3-2 MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
53 MOHAMED KAMAL H. GIREETHEREYGE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL COLLECTOR OF CUSTOMS MALDIVES CUSTOMS SERVICE DM
54 ABDUL RAZZAQ ABOOBAKURU M. DHILEYRAAMU GE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL COLLECTOR OF CUSTOMS MALDIVES CUSTOMS SERVICE DM
55 IBRAHIM WAHEED M. BANAFSAA VILLA CHAIRMAN NATIONAL SOCIAL PROTECTION AGENCY DM
56 HAULA AHMED DIDI MA. COMRED VILLA MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
57 MOHAMED ASIM (DR) G. VAIJEHEYGE AAGE ADDITIONAL SECRETARY MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
58 AHMED RASHEED H. ATHIRIVELI CHIEF OF PROTOCOL MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
59 HUSSAIN NIYAZ (DR) H. NIYAASAA ADDITIONAL SECRETARY MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
60 MIFZAL AHMED MA. FANVAIY ADVISOR ON INVESMENTS MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
61 MAHDEE IMAD M. LUX LODGE CHAIRMAN TRANSPORT AUTHORITY DM
62 ABDUL MAJEED SHAMEEM M. ALIMAS VAADHEE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE RASMEEGE DM
63 MOOSA FATHY (DR) M. SUL-HA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
64 FATHIMATH SHAREEF G. KASHMEERUGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
65 IBRAHIM HOODH G. MALVINA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
66 IBRAHIM RASHEED MA. FARUKAN UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
67 MOHAMED HILMY G. DAISY FEHI UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
68 HUSSAIN AMIR H. MAADHOOGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
69 ISAAM MOHAMED (DR) H. VAIFILAA AAGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
70 IBRAHIM MOHAMED RASHEED H. ZONEYRIYA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
71 EMAN HUSSAIN M. ZAMAALIK UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
72 FAREESHA ABDULLA G DH. FARESMAATHODAA / BAGEECHAAGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
73 ISMAIL ATHEEF M. SOAMA DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM
74 MOHAMED RISWAN H. HABARUGE DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM
75 AHMED MUNEERU MA. GOLDEN MOON DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM

Monday, February 1, 2010

Annie Govt Different from Diktaytor Govt?

At first Annie's Govarument seemed different from the 30 year Diktator gavarument. But now I think Annie's gavarument is also becoming more like Diktaytor gavarument.

During Diktator time when winter shareef exposed Illibe's FPID scandal he was put in jail. He become guilty. he is punished. put in jail.

During diktator time thewre was may time when some gavarument big shot or someone diktator likes commits some crime or is involved in skandal he always protect them. the person who report them became the guilty party.

Now the same thing is happening in Annie's Govarument. When minister of state for Oriyaan filmu is caught red handed with 2 girls and booze insted of investingating him the investigation is fokassed on the junior police officers who report the matter. they are punished.

http://haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=92712

now lets just imagine what Annie's gavarument is going to be like if it ever survives for 30 years.

Police repeatedly interrupts local pornstar during auditions

report by Bakhabaru blog -

Local law enforcement were called "an annoying nuisance” by Maldives’ first-ever porn star, after being repeatedly interrupted during one of his audition sessions last Wednesday night.

The pioneer of the local adult movie industry -- who shot to nationwide fame after distributing/leaking a homemade sex video depicting him trying really hard and unsuccessfully to get some penetration action going with his wife -- told Bakhabaru reporters that he had been repeatedly interrupted by the Maldives Police Service while conducting auditions and undress rehearsals with two hopeful girls at a hotel in Male’.

“Supposedly the Police were looking for some drug addicts the first time around,” the well-known personality told Bakhabaru reporters. “I told them that we didn’t have any drugs on us at the moment and that strip searching us would be kinda moot seeing as we were already stripped, as it were, and that it would be easier if they just went looking for a dealer instead of trying to bust some junkie and stealing his stash. I thought they had taken my advice but after a few minutes they knocked again a second time, just as I had managed to coax the little guy out to around two inches in length. You must know that is quiet an achievement for me, right?”

He said that the second time the Police had been looking for alcoholics.

“I told them I didn’t know any drunks and that I wasn’t drunk either and then they asked me to prove it by er… performing with one of the girls while reciting the alphabet backwards,” he said. “I obliged but having an audience right there was sort of distracting. After several tries I finally managed to get it in but at that moment one of the other officers found an alcohol bottle or something stashed in a dustbin somewhere in the hotel and they rushed off to celebrate.”

With the officers gone, he had begun to really get down by getting it up finally. Unfortunately, he had been interrupted a third time just as he had managed to locate his dick which he had somehow managed to misplace inside several layers of condoms.

“Yeah, the other girl wanted me to wear a condom… um several condoms,” he explained. “What happened was I had finally managed to get it in and was having a good bumpy ride when she looked back and asked ‘is it in?’. That was just nasty! Anyway, so the other girl thought it would be a good idea to wear several condoms… just to add some thickness, ya know. So I dashed off to a nearby pharmacy and had just returned when there was another knock.

“I opened the door wearing nothing but several condoms and inquired if they were looking for raving lunatics now and the Police guy says ‘haai! we were jusht looking *hic* to shee if anyone was being graped *hic* sorry roped... raped, dats da one, raped. Have you sheen any shuspishus… *urp* anyone being draped in here?’. I told him no, but then he insisted (ok, maybe threw a tantrum would be more accurate) on getting a grand tour of my room so I gave it to him. Afterwards he left, satisfied that there was no groping of any kind going on and that everything was consensual and arrested the dustbin on the way out, just in case.”

The porn star further said that by the time Police knocked at the door for the fourth time, he had completely lost his patience: the condoms hadn’t worked and the girls were yawning so hard the top of their heads seemed to be in danger of toppling off. So he had snapped at the officers and called them an annoying nuisance before slamming the door in their faces.

“How’s a guy to get it up or even perform with all this… er coitus interruptus going on, eh! I’m thinking of filing a complaint. If this is how they treat celebs like us just imagine how they would treat ordinary citizens. I’m definitely going to file a complaint against them,” the star told Bakhabaru reporters. "This was supposed to be my great cum-back (har har) movie. A worthy sequel to my first effort. But they just ruined it, the annoying bastards!"

When asked about the incident, Police said that the dustbin had been released after a urine test had shown negative results for drugs, alcohol and urine.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ass-ad and civil service pay

Does this crocodile Ass-ad know what he is talking about? Minivan mu-ass-ass-aa thakuge musaara has been restored. But they r still refusing to give in to the demands of the civil service. What is the rationale? Ass-ad says Majlis has approved Minivan mu-ass-ass-aa musaara. What the fuck? How about civil service. Civil service musaara is also approved by majlis.

I also believe reduction of civil service musaara is important if this country is to get this back in order. But there is no sincereity in the way it is being done now. These crocodiles want only one thing. They want to siphon off our poor civil service salary to their already uncountable number of political appointees. and there is no end to this. political appointees are increasing everyday. our civil service is bearing the cost of this. keekey dhen bunaanee. hama anekkaaves buneveynee maaa fuyey.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Has anything changed in Maldives?

There is so much hype everywhere about how this country has changed.
Yell-O meehun says they president Annie brought so much change to this
country. For a while I also believed this. But not anymore. Its now
confirmed that things havent changed.

But look at this. Everywhere I look I see everything being done the
way our former Dick-tey-tor used to do.

1. LAst friday Annie's mafia used tear gas against our unarmed Moadive
people. Is this any different from Dick-tay-tor's actions?
2. Now Adhil saleem got busted..drunk and trying to rape 2 girls.
instead of arresting Adhil police tried to cover it up. This is so
typical of Dick-tay-tor era actions.

So believe be these crocodiles will never change this country. They r
only interest in taking our money ..public money. they want to enjoy
power and waste our money on their immoral activities. dhen keekey
bunaanee.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Electricity subsidy Anni Style

When STELCO increase our KARANT bill Anni first said his Government will give subsidy to those people whose income is below Rf21 per day. This didn’t work out. So Anni later came out and said in a speech that there are 11000 KARANT meters in Male that are eligible for KARANT subsidy. Now yet another surprise - Anni’s office issues a presss relees to say that out of the 18,905 meters in Male 18161 will be eligible for subsidies.

http://haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=92569

Does this moron know what he is talking about? Amaa fuyey nukiyaa it would be better for these idiots to do some home work before they play around with things like electricity tariffs. Aharumne mithibee heyo verikamuga agayaa athaa dhimaa nuvefa. Kihaabodu balaaeh!

President urges to hold back advocating for a 15% CIVIL service pay

Do Sappe's folhi says President urges to hold back advocating for a 15 percent increase in government employees’ wages

http://doreview.blogspot.com/2010/01/president-urges-to-hold-back-advocating.html

how funny. Hold back our salary so that this moron DO sappe (Nasheed's Science and Technology Envoy who is paid a fucking minister's salary and does nothing but drinks beer all day) can live a lavish life in UK with our money. beautiful. miaalaathunge dhen balaa maabodee ey mihaaru. Aharumen civil servantunge musaara kudakoffa baakee kurevey bain DO sappe men UK ga thibegen Beer boan. dhen keekey bunaanee. Amaa fuyey buneveynee hama.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

President's office Juhaa and his drug partey Emaan

President’ office Press Secretary “Juhaa” Mohamed Zuhair said to Minivan that the ‘innocent’ drug addict Eeman (Modi’s daughter and President office some big shot) was “technically on leave at the moment. We are providing legal assistance for her through the president’s office.” Where is the country going? Juhaamen thibenee reyaa dhuvaalu fada bovifatha? What the fuck is the President Office doing? They appoint drug addicts as their big shots and they give our heard earned fucking money to provide legal assistance to those morons. Thanfukeh boduvaru dhen. Aharumen mithibee musaara nulibi. But these crooks are wasting our money on their druggie friends. Dhen buneveynee hama amaa fuyey!