Dutch Dicklands to Develop the Worlds biggest Phallus in Maldives

The gavarument and Dutch Dicklands of the Neverlands have today signed an agreement to develop, operate and manage water dicks including a masterbation centre in the Maldives. The agreement was signed at a ceremony held at the Prez’s Office this afternoon.

Dutch Dicklands is a global leader in tailor made floating dicks and huge phalluses, and the methods and procedures developed by the company for floating developments reduce the impact on underwater life, and minimise the changes to coastal morphology.

According to Juhaa once the huge phallus is built the 300 thousand residents of Maldives will worship the phallus.