All of us know all senior ppls in MDP and this goverument are heavy smokers. They smoke so much always. One night ziyattey and anni were smoking in muleeaage. Before that some others had smoked in the evening. So all the ashtrays in muleeaage were completely full to the brim. There was no place where the president could put his ash. President was furious. He immediately asked for Juhaa.
Juhaa arrived at the scene. Juha was briefed by kottey about the problem. Juha immediately found a solution. He told president “Sir, we don’t need to worry about ashtrays”.
“What the fuck, Juhaa. You are telling me we don’t need to worry about ashtrays when all the ashtrays in muleeaage are full”, retorted the president.
“yes, sir. We don’t worry about it. A year or two ago our MDP activists in Kulhuduffushi accidentally discovered the world’s biggest ashtray. They used this 6 feet tall 150pund walking ashtray and reported to us that it is the best experience they have ever had. The ashtray is still around. And there isn’t anything else we could do this huge obscene thing with big nice holes on both ends”.
“juhaa, get serious”, president was furious by now.
“sir, its ahmade abdolloh. We need to bring him to MDP. That solve all our ashtray problems”, said juhaa.
“lovely idea, Juha”. Get it done today”, came the presidential command.
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