Sunday, February 14, 2010

Golhabo & Ganjabo tell Moldives ppls to drink FADA

Both Ganjabo and Golhabo enjoy telling Moldives peoples to drink FADA. Let me tell u what I am talking about. During Golhabo’s time when Illibe got busted with FPID corruption Golha told Moldives public to drink FADA and made him a minister again. When AK was rejected by the peoples of Male Golha told ppl of male to drink FADA and he made AK minister. There are many things like that. If public rejects someone and hates him very muhcGolha wud make sure he use the opportunity to tell the people to drink FADA.


Not I think Ganjabo also like to tell moldives ppls to drink FADA.

1. Jesus afeef failed in majlis erection - GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA..then he is made advisor at president office (more higher rank than minister becoz it is senior minister)
2. MDP candidate for kelaa failed – t GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..hen he is made CEO of IGMH (equal to deputy minister
3. Modi failed to get seat in fuahmulaku – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..then he is made deputy high commissioner in singappooru.
4. Baary failed in mdp primary in kurendhoo – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..he is made state ministaru in health ministree
5. Bokey aadhilu failed in kulhuduffushi – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA ..he is made state minister in home ministeree
6. Senco shareef failed – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA …he is now the chairman of MNSL ship company.
7. Adaalath Sheik Hussin rasheed failed inhithadhoo – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA… he is made state ministaru in home ministree.
8. Bigey jawaahiruvaadhee failed in Raa atoll alifshi – GANJABO told pples to drinks FADA… he is the state minister for youth ministree.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Hapy Valenteen Day to President and People of Moldives

Today is Valenteen Day.

Today I want congratulate all my fellow biloved sitizens of the Republic of Moldives.

I want to Send Valenteen Da Greetings to Former President Maumoon Gayoom (Golhaboa) and Current President Anni Nasheid (Ganjabo).

I also want to send Valenteen Day Greeitng to Seyku Fareed, Seyku Ilyas, Dr. Abdul Maguid Barry and Seyky Jariya Shahiem.

Thiya hurihaa faraaithakah loabeege guldhasthaa thakun vehun kuran.

Today is also the beginning of the Year of the Tiger on the Chinese calendar. I wish u every one a happy prosperity year in the year of the Tiger.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Colourfull state mini-stars

In wenesday I wrote about the 53 state mini-stars in Maldives Gavarument. Today I want to list the most colourfull state ministers in this list. Some of the state mini-stars are barely literate. We have 75 fucking deputy mini-stars and 53 state mini-stars …these crocodiles are fed with our money. We civil servants still cannot get our full selery. But the crocodiles are happy. Gayoom gavarument was so bad we changed it. But now this gavarument is worse. and many peopls angyr with this gavarument now. becoz they r giving fat selery to political appointments. and sivil servants die also this gavarumenbt has no problem

3. AHMED SHAFEEQ H. RADIENT MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
4 AHMED ADIL M. UNIMAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
6 MOHAMED NAEEM M. VELIDHOOGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU UTHURU PROVINCE
(K, AA, ADH, V)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
8 AHMED MUJTHABA M. SEA WALL "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(TH, L)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
9 UMAR JAMAAL M. THINADHOOGE 1 "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(GA, GDH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
11 HUSSAIN RASHEED AHMED (SH) V. MIARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
13 ADAM MANIK MA. GOMASHIGE RAEES MALE' MUNICIPALITY SM
18 ABDULLA SHAHID MA. THREE DEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
22 MOHAMED ADIL SALEEM H. MAADHIL MINISTER OF STATE FOR ECONOMIC DEVOLOPMENT MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT SM
25 MOHAMED SHAHEEM ALI SAEED (SH) M. WEST VIEW MINISTER OF STATE FOR ISLAMIC AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS SM
33 ALI SHIYAM S. MARADHOOFEYDHOO/ ALANAASIGE RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE ECONOMIC ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
37 AHMED SHAFEEQ IBRAHIM MOOSA M. MAAFUSHEEGE ENVOY FOR SCIENCE AND TECHONOLOGY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
38 ILYAS HUSSAIN IBRAHIM (SH) M. JAWAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE,CONTROLLER OF IMMIGRATION AND EMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION AND EMIGRATION SM

Thursday, February 11, 2010

KEEKEY JUHAAA??? KALEY thee hama JUHAA

http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/usd-15-8-million-received-as-grant-assistance-in-2-months-zuhair/

Juha says “We have received USD 10 million from EU, USD 5.8 from Khaleefa Foundation and all these monies are grant assistance”. So now the big question is what is Juha gavarument going todo with the money. The money will be given to Reeks-Mosse Heavy Obbodi Load Pvt Ltd to for deeping island harbour or seet piling. Or the money will be given to Hikifinifenmaagey Manni’s Work Corporation Ltd. Either way these crocodiles will eat the money and then gas gandeh aburafa bunaanee masakkaiy nimijjeyey.
Hama golhabo sarukaaruga ves jehi sakaraathey mijahanee miaalaathun. Aharumen fada bovifatha mithibee?.

Juha also says “those who do not believe the new government as a caring government will change their position in future and will praise the government” ….hha ha haaa…ma hee hee heee..hemun hemun gos again dhe ohvves vettijje.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

53 State Ministers for 300 thousand people! WTF?

Maldives has the most number of state ministers. 53 Mother FU#@ING State Ministers! Can you believe it? I just have a look at the State Ministers.

Their monthly salary is is a mother fuc#ing Rf2.5 million. Add to that the doing nothing ambassadors fucking allowances. their allowances and perks total another mother fu*king RF1.3 million a month. Total monthly cost of maintaining these crocodiles = Rf 3.88million. Thats equail to the salary of 970 civil servants monthly celery. 970 poor civil servants rights are being forsed up their asses to feed Kobe Beef to 53 crocodiles. Aharumen civil service musaara hoadhan courtah gos gen miulhenee.


1 AHMED FASEEH M. DHIGGALI COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE SM
2 MOOSA ALI JALEEL H. NAVAAGAN CHIEF OF DEFENCE FORCE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATIONAL SECURITY SM
3 AHMED SHAFEEQ H. RADIENT MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
4 AHMED ADIL M. UNIMAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
5 MOHAMED HUNAIF V. RANDHI "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI UTHURU PROVINCE
(HA, HDH, SH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
6 MOHAMED NAEEM M. VELIDHOOGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU UTHURU PROVINCE
(K, AA, ADH, V)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
7 FAROOQ MOHAMED HASSAN H. HOLHIKOSHEEGE "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU PROVINCE
(M, F, DH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
8 AHMED MUJTHABA M. SEA WALL "MINISTER OF STATE, MEDHU DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(TH, L)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
9 UMAR JAMAAL M. THINADHOOGE 1 "MINISTER OF STATE, MATHI DHEKUNU PROVINCE
(GA, GDH)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
10 MOHAMED NASEER S. HITHADHOO / SEA VIEW "MINISTER OF STATE, DHEKUNU ROVINCE
(GN, S)" MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
11 HUSSAIN RASHEED AHMED (SH) V. MIARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
12 MOHAMED ASWAAN G. SAMANTHAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS SM
13 ADAM MANIK MA. GOMASHIGE RAEES MALE' MUNICIPALITY SM
14 AHMED NASEEM H. HIKIFINIFENMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SM
15 AHMED AS-AD G DH. MAATHODAA / GULFAAMGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FINANCE AND TREASURY MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY SM
16 THOYYIB MOHAMED WAHEED G. FASMANDHU MINISTER OF STATE FOR TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE MINISTRYOF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE SM
17 ADAM MANIKU H. MERRY SIDE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
18 ABDULLA SHAHID MA. THREE DEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT SM
19 HUSSAIN RASHEED HASSAN (DR) HULHUMALE LOT 10095 MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
20 MOHAMED ALI (DR) M. PENAMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
21 AMINATH SHAFIA (DR) "M. PARK LANE
" MINISTER OF STATE FOR FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE MINISTRY OF FISHERIES AND AGRICULTURE SM
22 MOHAMED ADIL SALEEM H. MAADHIL MINISTER OF STATE FOR ECONOMIC DEVOLOPMENT MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT SM
23 MOHAMED MUIZZU ADNAN M. GULFAAMUGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR DEFENCE AND NATONAL SECURITY MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATONAL SECURITY SM
24 AHMED ALI MANIKU (DR) MA. MAANIKA MINISTER OF STATE FOR EDUCATION MINISTRYOF EDUCATION SM
25 MOHAMED SHAHEEM ALI SAEED (SH) M. WEST VIEW MINISTER OF STATE FOR ISLAMIC AFFAIRS MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS SM
26 ABDUL BARY ABDULLA H. MELON MINISTER OF STATE FOR HEALTH AND FAMILY MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND FAMILY SM
27 ABDULLA SAEED MA. KOSHEEGE CABINET SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
28 AHMED MAUSOOM G. PLEASANT WAVES FINANCE SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
29 MOHAMED ZUHAIR M. VAINUJEHEYGE 1 PRESS SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
30 MOHAMED ZIYAD M. SLAJAMGE EXECUTIVE SERVICES SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
31 HISAAN HUSSAIN (UZA) M. NOOHIRI LEGAL AFFAIRS SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
32 ASLAM MOHAMED SHAKIR M. SEA SCAPE POLICY SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
33 ALI SHIYAM S. MARADHOOFEYDHOO/ ALANAASIGE RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE ECONOMIC ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
34 MOHAMED SHAREEF H. DHIVEHIGE PRESIDENT'S REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE MALDIVIAN ECO-LAB RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
35 MOHAMED LATHEEF H. HUVADHOO AMBASSADOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
36 MOHAMED ZAHIR H. DHIVARU NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
37 AHMED SHAFEEQ IBRAHIM MOOSA M. MAAFUSHEEGE ENVOY FOR SCIENCE AND TECHONOLOGY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE SM
38 ILYAS HUSSAIN IBRAHIM (SH) M. JAWAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE,CONTROLLER OF IMMIGRATION AND EMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION AND EMIGRATION SM
39 AHMED NASEER MA. EIMAY RAEES DHIVEHI BAHAAI THAAREEKHAH KHIDHMAIY KURAA QAWMEE MARUKAZ SM
40 MOHAMED RASHEED HUSSAIN M. JAVAAHIRU WAADHEE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS SM
41 HUSSAIN SHIHAB M. KALEE SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SAUDI ARABIA SM
42 AHMED LATHEEF H. SEAWEED SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN CHINA SM
43 ABDUL AZEEZ YOOSUF M. DHOONIHURAA HIGH COMMISSIONER INDIA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
44 ALI HUSSAIN DIDI H. MALE' THILA SAFEERU SRI LANKA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
45 FARAHANAZ FAISAL (DR) H. AMEENEEGE SAFEERU "IN'GIREYSI VILAATHUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION
" SM
46 IRTHISHAM ADAM H. ORCHID PERMANENT REPRESENTATIVE PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES TO THE UNITED NATIONS OFFICE AT GENEVA SM
47 ABDUL GHAFOOR MOHAMED MA. ATHAMAA VILLA PERMANENT REPRESENTATIVE PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES/UNITED NATIONS SM
48 MOHAMED ZAKI M. AHMADHEE AABAADHU SAFEERU MALAYSIYA GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEYGE HIGH COMMISSION SM
49 AHMED SAREER M. WEST SIDE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BANGLADESH AH KANDA ALHAAFAIVAA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE SAFEERU BANGLADESH GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEYGE HIGH COMMISSION SM
50 AISHATH SHEHENAZ ADAM (DR) M. AMAZON SAFEERU ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN GE HIGH COMMISSION SM
51 AHMED KHALEEL G. UTHURUGE SAFEERU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN JAPAN SM
52 ADAM HASSAN H. ASHEN LODGE EUROPEAN COMMUNITIES AH DHIVEHI RAAJJEIN KANDA ALHAA SAFEERU MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SM
53 MOHAMED KHALEEL G. UTHURUGE AAGE SINGAPORE GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE SAFEERU HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SINGAPORE SM

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Another Deputy High Commissioner? Waht the FUCK?

Our Govarument cannot afford to pay civil service salary. But they afford to appointment new officers to high paid jobs in overseas countries. Modi was appointment yesterday to Singapore as Deputy High Commmissioner. Soeme serius Questions we have to ask about this are:

1. Whats modi’s qualification/experience in international relayshuns and diplomasy? Answer: Nil

2. What’s the political advantage President Anni gets by appoinmnet him to the job? Answer: he failed to win a seat in his native island fuahmulah. He has no pubic support. There is nothing President annoy could get by appointmenting him.

3. Does our mission in Singapore need a Deputy High Commission? Answer: Deputy what? What the FUCK for!?

4. What’s the cost of keeping him there? Answer: Deputy Minister’s salary =Rf35000. His allowances and accomodtion = USD6700. Total: a hundred and twenty one thousand fucking rufiyaa every month.

Kihaabodu balaaeh. This crocodile will cost us 30 civil servants salary per month. But Civil servants ppl canot get selery. WTF.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Reek-O-Moose and Rahul Gandhi

I saw this picture on Miadhu...and Im laughing out my eppiglottis. Whats this man Reeks-Moose doing with Rahul Gandhi?

Rahul Gandhi the prime minister in waiting of the worls largest democracy in the world, the Harvard and Cambridge graduate, the torch bearer of Nehru-Gandhi dynasty's is photographed with this man Reeks-Moss. I wonder what Reeks-Moose would talk to him about? Reeks-moose Englis worse than mine. I'm sure he would speak to Rahul Gandhi in ''inglis'' - a language known to the rest of us as English.

Sad story. This is the standard of the Parliamentary Leader of the Ruling party. Our ruling party could only find an illiterate man like Reeks as its parliamentary leader. Then there is the spokesperson of MDP Mr. Dhonbileh, the graduate of MES grade 3. ha ha..maves miaalaathunah vure maa molhuvaane igireysiyah. Ehenve pls please pleeeeease pleeeeeease vote for me in 2013. I will appoint edukated ppl to key posts. not ignorant bastards like reek-moose.