Friday, February 5, 2010

90% of Maldivians are MDP supporters, Dhonbileh

Here’s what the learned Dhonbileh Ahmed, the Speaker of the Ruling Party, Graduate of MES grate 3, says to Minivannews about MDP members storming into CSC office “as 90 per cent of Maldivians are MDP members, there might be a MDP supporter involved in [any] such scenes.”

http://minivannews.com/politics/2010/02/04/mdp-denies-activists-stormed-cscs-office/

Ha ha ha..this has got to be the funniest joke ever in the history of funny jokes. Dhonbileh thinks 90percent of Maldivians are MDP supporters.

Keekey bunaanee. We have so many highly educated people in the cunt-ree. But MDP could only find someone like Dhonbileh Ahmed to be their spokesman. The educational qualification of the spokesperson of the ruling party? Any guess??

He left MES grade 3 after failing three times.
Criminal record? He was convicted and jailed for drugs!

Mikahal rudi kaalhun laigenkihineh aharumenah 'thaahiru dhiriulhumaa' 'ahen dhivehiraajjeyaa' amaa fuyaa hoadhaadheveynee.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Profile of Special Enjoy of President

While Special Enjoy was the tourism minister, a total of 14 islands of the Maldives were put up to tender to be developed as tourist resorts. Special enjoy made sure he received bribes from each resort operators.

When Special Enjoy was Tourism Mini-star, Iruland proposed a single bid for Velaavaru, Kihaadhu and Dhuonikolhu islands. Then special enjoy manipulated things to his own advantage.

After some underhand deals with Iruland, Special Enjoy convinced them to give Kihaadh island to Athamaa. One of special enjoy’s wife is from Athamaa.
Iruland gave Velaavaru island to Special Enjoy and he sold it to Champion Afeif. The price was paid in the form of constructing his house to eight-storey complete with a swimming pool on the terrace. in November 2003 diktator finally decided enough is enough and removed him.

This is how Special Enjoy worked back then. Being the unctuous politician he is Special Enjoy soon found a place within the echelons of power in MDP. With the MDP’s ‘Ogaatheri sarukaaru’ govt Special Enjoy is back in power. This time it looks like he is determined to siphon off more. His son Hummed-anne is in the front line trying day and night to broker deals for the family. They know that they have got another 3 and half years. So the crocodiles are trying to siphon off as much as they can. Civil service pay reduce koffa viyas, sarukaaru haradhu kuda koffa viyas. Special enjoy kahala aalaathun adhives mithibee aharunge ley boan. Keekey dhen bunaanee.
Mee dho ‘Ogaatheri sarukaarakee’ – amaa fui oagaa there.

Manadhooo Thorig wants to reinstate the salaries in “two days”

Have a look at this news item on miadhu.
http://www.miadhu.com/2010/02/local-news/mdp-mp-calls-on-to-reinstate-the-salaries-in-%E2%80%9Ctwo-days%E2%80%9D/

This is Manadhoo thorig. our MP for noonu atoll. Educational standard: Grade 5.

This idiot is calling on his MDP govt to reinstate civil service salary. And here's how he plans to do it.

“There are many in cash which is owed to the government. I would like to highlight the housing loans provided by the Finance Ministry to the senior officials of the former government and loans issued by the Bank of Maldives to the senior officials of the former government. I am calling the government to raise those monies in the first day and if they can do it in the first day government can reinstate the salaries in the second day” Thoriq said.


I just peed my pants laughing. What a bunch of silly crocodiles these MDP idiots are! keekey bunaanee. hama maa fuyey buneveynee.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

letter from obama

president obama has sent a letter to president of maldives anni because he is work very much in the copenhagen summit and he look so handsome like obama. he also mention that both of them have very sexy looking wife, dont worry if your country people are stupid and asking for more salary he said in the letter. we still have sexy wife and we both look very smart. and i am almost same color as you, but i am more darker than you so i win.
your country people are very stupid people.so like maumoon you can also become dictator it is very easy. make some money while you are president that is my advice.
the letter was very confidential so no one saw the letter.anni also didnt see it.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

75 fucking deputy ministers in this small country!

Annie is a brillient man. He conned us. he made us believe that he will do things different. He was shouting his tonsils out about how diktator has a world record number of political appointies. we believed him. because he was right. diktator indeed had a wolrd record. but now Annie has broken diktaor's record. I just had a look at the number of people in deputy minister rank in Annie's Govarumnet. My god. Annie has 75 FUCKING DEPUTY MINISTERS! these crocodiles are eating away our civil service celery.

1 NAUSHAD WAHEED HASSAN MANIK MA. SILVER SCENE DEPUTY HIGH COMISSIONER IN'GIREYSI VILAATHUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE HIGH COMMISSION DM
2 HASSAN KHALID "GN. FUVAHMULAH/ ZAMAAN
" COUNSELLOR HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN MALAYSIA DM
3 THILMEEZA HUSSAIN M. NOOHIRI EKUVERI DHAWLAIYTHAKUGAI HUNNA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE DHAAIMEE MANDHOOBUGE NAAIBU PERMANENT MISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES/UNITED NATIONS DM
4 SHAZLEE SHAFEEQ MA. FERINA JAPAN GAI HUNNA DHIVEHIRAAJJEYGE SAFEERUGE NAIBU EMBASSY OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN JAPAN DM
5 MOHAMED IBRAHIM DIDI GN. FUVAHMULAH/ VIDHUVARUGE TRADE REPRESENTATIVE HIGH COMMISSION OF THE REPUBLIC OF MALDIVES IN SINGAPORE DM
6 MOHAMED RASHEED LH. HINNAVARU / FINIUNIMAAGE CONSUL TRIVANTHAPURAM GAI HUNNA DHIVEHI RAAJJEY GE COUNCIULOR OFFICE Rank Nukurevey
7 FARHATH SHAHEER MA. ALHIVILAAGE VICE CHIEF OF DEFENCE FORCE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AND NATIONAL SECURITY DM
8 MOHAMED SHAREEF (DR) M. FENFOAMMAA MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
9 AHMED ZAKI SH. FOAKAIDHOO / SHARUMEELAA MANZIL MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
10 MOHAMED FAIZ G.DH.RATHAFANDHOO / ROASHANEEVILLA MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
11 AKRAM KAMAALUDDEEN MA. EVERLAST MINISTER OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT GE NAAIBU MINISTRY OF HOUSING, TRANSPORT AND ENVIRONMENT DM
12 SHIFA MOHAMED H. JANAVAREEMAAGE MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
13 ABDULLA NAZEER (DR) M. AMAZON MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
14 IBRAHIM ISMAIL ALI M. MAKHMAA VILLA MINISTER OF EDUCATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF EDUCATION DM
15 MOHAMED FAROOQ G. DHATHUGE MINISTER OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ISLAMIC AFFAIRS DM
16 MOHAMED AHMED H. IRUVAI FINANCIAL CONTROLLER MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY DM
17 FUAD QASIM HA. KELA / KOATTEYGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
18 ADAM NASEER HA. DHIDHDHOO / JAREEMAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
19 ALI MOHAMED GN. FUVAHMULAH / FENFIYAAZUGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
20 AHMED ADHAM MA. TWO LINES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
21 ALI NIYAZ M. DHEEFRAM AAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
22 AHMED ASHEETH MA. GOMASHIGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
23 AMINATH JAMEEL MA. NAARES MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
24 MOHAMED SHAREEF GA. VILIN'GILI / GONGALI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
25 ABDUL LATHEEF QASIM V. ASNI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
26 AHMED MOOSA H. AMSAA VILLAA MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
27 FARHATH ALI MA. NASEEMEE HAN'DHUVARU MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
28 IBRAHIM UMAR MANIKU H. VAIFILAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
29 MOHAMED SHAREEF G DH. THINADHOO / FUSTHULHAAGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
30 HUSSAIN UMAR L. GAN MATHIMARADHOO / MORNING SUN MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
31 MOHAMED FAHEEM N. KUDAFARI / HIYAAVAHI MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
32 IBRAHIM RASHEED ABOOBAKURU A DH. MAAMIGILI / RANGIRITEEGE MINISTER OF STATE FOR HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
33 MOHAMED FIRAQ MA. DHEYDHARUGE MINISTER OF HOME AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS DM
34 HUSSAIN ISMAIL MA. BOUGAINVILLEA MINISTER OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS DM
35 AMINATH ALI H. NEW HEAVEN MINISTER OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HUMAN RESOURCES, YOUTH AND SPORTS DM
36 MARIYA ALI H. ISDHOO MINISTER OF HEALTH AND FAMILY GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND FAMILY DM
37 MOHAMED AMIR MA. VICTORY MINISTER OF FINANCE AND TREASURY GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND TREASURY DM
38 AMINATH SOLIH LH. HINNAVARU / NOORAANEEAAGE MINISTER OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION DM
39 MOHAMED FAYAZ M. NANNAARIGE MINISTER OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF CIVIL AVIATION AND COMMUNICATION DM
40 ZUBAIR MOHAMED HA. KELAA / IRUDHEYMAAGE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER INDHIRA GANDHI MEMORIAL HOSPITAL DM
41 ALI RASHEED HUSSAIN M. JAVAAHIRUVAADHEE MINISTER OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENTGE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
42 AHMED INAZ M. GOODNESS MINISTER OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENTGE NAAIB MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
43 SULTHANA MOOSA G. DHAN'BU KOKAA REGISTRAR OF COMPANIES MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
44 MOHAMED MAMDOOH WAHEED M. BAANSAAGE MINISTER OF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF TOURISM, ARTS AND CULTURE DM
45 AMINATH SHIFAYA IBRAHIM (UZA) M. MAKHMAA VILLA ATTORNEY GENERAL GE NAAIB ATTORNEY GENERAL GE OFFICE DM
46 ABDULLA MUIZZU (UZ) MA. DAWN SHINE ATTORNEY GENERAL GE NAAIB ATTORNEY GENERAL GE OFFICE DM
47 AHMED AHID RASHEED (UZ) H. GURUVA CHIEF EXECUTIVE MALDIVES VOLUNTEERS CORPS DM
48 AHMED KHALEEL MA. HATHAA MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
49 MOHAMED IBRAHIM H. OASIS VIEW MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
50 MOHAMED YOOSUF MOOSA MA. SISILFARU MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
51 ISMAIL WAFIR G. RANGIREEGE MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
52 MOHAMED ARIF HULHUMALE FLAT 04-3-2 MALE' MUNICIPALITYGE RAEESGE NAAIB MALE' MUNICIPALITY DM
53 MOHAMED KAMAL H. GIREETHEREYGE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL COLLECTOR OF CUSTOMS MALDIVES CUSTOMS SERVICE DM
54 ABDUL RAZZAQ ABOOBAKURU M. DHILEYRAAMU GE DEPUTY PRINCIPAL COLLECTOR OF CUSTOMS MALDIVES CUSTOMS SERVICE DM
55 IBRAHIM WAHEED M. BANAFSAA VILLA CHAIRMAN NATIONAL SOCIAL PROTECTION AGENCY DM
56 HAULA AHMED DIDI MA. COMRED VILLA MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS GE NAAIB MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
57 MOHAMED ASIM (DR) G. VAIJEHEYGE AAGE ADDITIONAL SECRETARY MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
58 AHMED RASHEED H. ATHIRIVELI CHIEF OF PROTOCOL MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
59 HUSSAIN NIYAZ (DR) H. NIYAASAA ADDITIONAL SECRETARY MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS DM
60 MIFZAL AHMED MA. FANVAIY ADVISOR ON INVESMENTS MINISTRY OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT DM
61 MAHDEE IMAD M. LUX LODGE CHAIRMAN TRANSPORT AUTHORITY DM
62 ABDUL MAJEED SHAMEEM M. ALIMAS VAADHEE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE RASMEEGE DM
63 MOOSA FATHY (DR) M. SUL-HA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
64 FATHIMATH SHAREEF G. KASHMEERUGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
65 IBRAHIM HOODH G. MALVINA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
66 IBRAHIM RASHEED MA. FARUKAN UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
67 MOHAMED HILMY G. DAISY FEHI UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
68 HUSSAIN AMIR H. MAADHOOGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
69 ISAAM MOHAMED (DR) H. VAIFILAA AAGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
70 IBRAHIM MOHAMED RASHEED H. ZONEYRIYA UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
71 EMAN HUSSAIN M. ZAMAALIK UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
72 FAREESHA ABDULLA G DH. FARESMAATHODAA / BAGEECHAAGE UNDER SECRETARY RAEESULJUMHOORIYYAAGE OFFICE DM
73 ISMAIL ATHEEF M. SOAMA DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM
74 MOHAMED RISWAN H. HABARUGE DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM
75 AHMED MUNEERU MA. GOLDEN MOON DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF POLICE MALDIVES POLICE SERVICE DM

Monday, February 1, 2010

Annie Govt Different from Diktaytor Govt?

At first Annie's Govarument seemed different from the 30 year Diktator gavarument. But now I think Annie's gavarument is also becoming more like Diktaytor gavarument.

During Diktator time when winter shareef exposed Illibe's FPID scandal he was put in jail. He become guilty. he is punished. put in jail.

During diktator time thewre was may time when some gavarument big shot or someone diktator likes commits some crime or is involved in skandal he always protect them. the person who report them became the guilty party.

Now the same thing is happening in Annie's Govarument. When minister of state for Oriyaan filmu is caught red handed with 2 girls and booze insted of investingating him the investigation is fokassed on the junior police officers who report the matter. they are punished.

http://haveeru.com.mv/?page=details&id=92712

now lets just imagine what Annie's gavarument is going to be like if it ever survives for 30 years.

Police repeatedly interrupts local pornstar during auditions

report by Bakhabaru blog -

Local law enforcement were called "an annoying nuisance” by Maldives’ first-ever porn star, after being repeatedly interrupted during one of his audition sessions last Wednesday night.

The pioneer of the local adult movie industry -- who shot to nationwide fame after distributing/leaking a homemade sex video depicting him trying really hard and unsuccessfully to get some penetration action going with his wife -- told Bakhabaru reporters that he had been repeatedly interrupted by the Maldives Police Service while conducting auditions and undress rehearsals with two hopeful girls at a hotel in Male’.

“Supposedly the Police were looking for some drug addicts the first time around,” the well-known personality told Bakhabaru reporters. “I told them that we didn’t have any drugs on us at the moment and that strip searching us would be kinda moot seeing as we were already stripped, as it were, and that it would be easier if they just went looking for a dealer instead of trying to bust some junkie and stealing his stash. I thought they had taken my advice but after a few minutes they knocked again a second time, just as I had managed to coax the little guy out to around two inches in length. You must know that is quiet an achievement for me, right?”

He said that the second time the Police had been looking for alcoholics.

“I told them I didn’t know any drunks and that I wasn’t drunk either and then they asked me to prove it by er… performing with one of the girls while reciting the alphabet backwards,” he said. “I obliged but having an audience right there was sort of distracting. After several tries I finally managed to get it in but at that moment one of the other officers found an alcohol bottle or something stashed in a dustbin somewhere in the hotel and they rushed off to celebrate.”

With the officers gone, he had begun to really get down by getting it up finally. Unfortunately, he had been interrupted a third time just as he had managed to locate his dick which he had somehow managed to misplace inside several layers of condoms.

“Yeah, the other girl wanted me to wear a condom… um several condoms,” he explained. “What happened was I had finally managed to get it in and was having a good bumpy ride when she looked back and asked ‘is it in?’. That was just nasty! Anyway, so the other girl thought it would be a good idea to wear several condoms… just to add some thickness, ya know. So I dashed off to a nearby pharmacy and had just returned when there was another knock.

“I opened the door wearing nothing but several condoms and inquired if they were looking for raving lunatics now and the Police guy says ‘haai! we were jusht looking *hic* to shee if anyone was being graped *hic* sorry roped... raped, dats da one, raped. Have you sheen any shuspishus… *urp* anyone being draped in here?’. I told him no, but then he insisted (ok, maybe threw a tantrum would be more accurate) on getting a grand tour of my room so I gave it to him. Afterwards he left, satisfied that there was no groping of any kind going on and that everything was consensual and arrested the dustbin on the way out, just in case.”

The porn star further said that by the time Police knocked at the door for the fourth time, he had completely lost his patience: the condoms hadn’t worked and the girls were yawning so hard the top of their heads seemed to be in danger of toppling off. So he had snapped at the officers and called them an annoying nuisance before slamming the door in their faces.

“How’s a guy to get it up or even perform with all this… er coitus interruptus going on, eh! I’m thinking of filing a complaint. If this is how they treat celebs like us just imagine how they would treat ordinary citizens. I’m definitely going to file a complaint against them,” the star told Bakhabaru reporters. "This was supposed to be my great cum-back (har har) movie. A worthy sequel to my first effort. But they just ruined it, the annoying bastards!"

When asked about the incident, Police said that the dustbin had been released after a urine test had shown negative results for drugs, alcohol and urine.