Hussin Safeeu for Haa Alif Dhidhoooooo. pls VoTe

Today is friday. therefor I brings to you the handsomest candidat in the rayyithunge majlis candidat. He is Hussin Safeeu (the famous FILM star Yooppe's brother). Hussin is in winning for H.A dhidhdhoo daaira (I thinks he will win becoz very handsome). I thihk if the peoples of Dhidhoo vote 4 him he is defent Democrasy and Champoion Human rights in Maldives. he will foster democrasy. and he will rule by Rule of Low. therefor; pLs vote Hussin for the Haa alis seat.

AK Abdulla Kamaludeen for Majlis H.A Seat

Rayyithunge thanavas kamah AK? nagoo balhaa miothee vakemeh (Sorry i have to use bad word). but How els can I say this? U tell me if there is a bettr way. This AK (Abdulla Kamaludeen of MA. Everlast) is contesting for Ihavandhoo dhaaira. Subu haanalloahi. And his campain slogan says "Rayyithunge Thanavas kamah" . I dont know what to say. Onest to God.

Vagunootu thiefs, and Criminals to Majlis

Heyo hithun heyo niyatheggai..Muhamma kalo. what heyo hithun? waht niyaiy? niyaiiy is in the asshole. what are these jokers trying to do. they want us to elect them to majlis. They will act as proxies to the rich and earn over 100000 rufiyaa a month. these people are thieves. muhamma was a vagunootu thief. they should be behind bars. in the jail. i may not be an educated man. but I also knows that much.

it's simply not true again

again auditor general has dropped a atom bomb on me. but we all know its not true , none of it is true. I dont have many cars I have only one car, that is also very old car , sometimes stop in middle of the road and I have to walk home also. I never use government launch also I use my small bokkuraa but it is too small for my security guards so they hire a big launch but that is not me. Anni is wasting government money but i never waste government money I only put it in my bank account. My toilet is not gold also its all lies. sometimes I go to public toilet cos nasreena dont clean my toilet and smelling very bad. and i dont sleep in a very nice room also cos most of time i have to sleep in car because nasreena get very angry with me and chase me out and lock me outside. I dont have many staff also sometimes there is no one to cook for me so i eat cup noodles cos nasreena dont cook. but nasreena is very sexy so its ok for me but its not ok when she was having sex with my driver that is why i dont have driver also now I put sunglass in window so no one no I am driving. the report is all lies please dont believe anything in it.
lobuvethi zaeem

The Ogre Waaheedh Campaign Poster is the BEST.

Many kendidates make good posters. But Left side is campain picture of the Ogre Waaheedh is my favorit campain picture becase in the back ground we can see all the things. Islamic Center: reprezent Maldives isalm. Flag: represtnts Maldives national. Key board reprezents : computor and technology. Foot ball: reprezent Maldives game. Which is favrouti. There is Quran hatim with foiy godi (don’t know English name) . then Pen reprezent the Ogre is writer. CD: deprezent technologies. Only one thing is mission. And that’s is something to represent Maldives ppls sex and lustfull . Therefore I want to propose to the Ogre to add this symbol of phallic image (on the right side) to his pictures. Then his poster is full compleet.

Massage parlaa

Some maldivian are very concerned about massage parlars and selling sex in maldives.
But we all like sex, some do it for free others pay for it , some even rape cos they dont have money to pay for it maybe, but why is some people so bothered about it. I think sex is good and no one should be upset that some people pay for it. If u want you also can pay and have sex
everyone say we are 100% muslim country and it should not be allowed. we are 100%bullshit country. All we have is drug addicts fake vahhaabees mentally retarded people greedy politicians badi group etc... just stop pretending to be very religious people and being fake. If i am president i will have naasige legal and anyone can have sex anywhere. It is good for health and everyone benifit from it. Next time you can vote for me.

I am more colifiEd then Dhonbleiy AhuMadh!

I am MDP spporter in last Prez elections. But now I don’t know who to support. I defnitly don’t want to sppOrt Golha partie. And jangiyaa naasim and Raagodi raajaa party ..I will never ever ever support them. Golha is Golah. Ofcourse. But then in campaign relly Prez. Naseed said he has got the World’s beSt team for the parliament. I dont know how ppl bElieve prez naseed. The World’S most colified team has ppl like DON Bileh AHUmAd (please referenceis mad to to the Pictures above..with the Uneducate man wearing the TIE) . If this gRade 5 FAIL graduat is in the world’s bestteam then I don’t know what prez. Naseed is takling about. This is all bull sits. only Mad peoples will think Donbilath AhuMad is worlds best. This is a big bloody (Englis ppl tell bloody) jokE#s. If dhonbileh Ahmade is colified I am colified to Woarlds BEST TEAM to.. really with littLe training and Intence English korse in Australia or UK or USA of GERmany or Swiss or netherlands or other EUrope countrie I will be colified more than that Donbeley AhuMAD. I am also Grade 5 Elnglish pass. (mathes and other majubooru subjeks fail..although) may be this times I will support Ibura partie.

Kiruiloshi can catch Dragonfly but how can we catch these majlis members.

Maldives peoples like dRagon flies. Because there is loafindhu. There is baburu. There is normal dhondhooni. Maldives islands see dragon flies in only one season. They make ‘kiru iloshi’ (I don’t know English name) to catch dhondhooni. But dhondhooni cause no harm unlike the majlis members. Kiru iloshi is very effective to catch all types of dhondhooni. U have to put a kiru ilhoshi on top of a long sticks. Then can easily catch any dhondhooni. Maldivians should use this technology (metaphorically) to catch these destruCtive majlis members. There are every where now. 455 of them. Now Going around with their campaign posters and many many big big promises. I will give ur island this . i will give your island that. what can they give. they will give you shit...amaa fui (sorry bad word) I want to invent a technology like kiru iloshio to catch these bastards. Why don’t all maldivians stop catching dragonfly and invent some technology to catch these MFBs (Mother F%$%ing bastards). These people a sucking the bloods of the poor people of this country. Lets do something about this. (sorRy for my english)

Islam? what Islam

everyday I read news and see child molesting cases, prostitution and drugs if you count the amount of child molesting cases in maldives i thnk it will be one of world record compared to the population. earlier it was Abdulla Hameed , now the government has changed, but still the "kulhivaru" is the same Funny thing is all these people are raomin around free in Maldives and everyone is so concerned about christianity coming to maldives. We have much bigger problems than another religion comin to maldives, infact at this rate I might even consider becomin a christian. You idiots are a disgrace to islam. I have a better idea, lets all worship sungod again like we used to. we can also sacrifice someone everyday to the god. that way we can control the increasing population and housing problems.

Dr. Saheed is going to Cannibal Umair Naseer

Minikiaaraajje welcomes the first Maldivian Minikan. Dr. Saheed admited he is a cannibal. A Canibal like hanibal lector in Maldies. Miadhu said Saheed quote “ I want my pound of flesh”. Why does he want Umairu Naseer flesh? He wants to eat Donjam Umairu flesh? Its not even nice. Im sure dhonjeym flesh is very salty and chewy like old buffallo meat. and Umair said dr. saeeheed don’t know Umair Naseer. C’mon. everybody know umair Naseer. He is from Army. He is never scared of anything. Even is Dr. sahseed eat his flash he is not sceared. Umair will always call a “SPADE A SPEaD”.

Pres Nasheed how can he become “Obama of Asia”?.

Aljazeera’s Mr Stephen Cole said President Naseed is “Obama of Asia”. Maybe Mr Stephen Cole is trying to put lots of air to President Nasheed. Because Obama is acting like president. But President Naseed still acting like activist. I don’t know why Steven Cole thinks President Naseed is like Obama. I am not against president Naseed. I voted for him in the last election. And I got my friends the “Minikans’ to vote for him too. But I don’t want my president to act like the way we minikans behave. Now as Mr. Kutti Naseedh says our president has to start behaving like other head of state. Example: Obama. If he cant then Steven Cole is only trying to put air into president Naseed. Obama is very polised, shining like a star, always using nice words good speehc

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