Gafaru windfarm - 75megawhat?? Dont get excited, people!

In the last 5 years Maldives has seen mega project like no other country. Under Gayoom we built a 300 million dollar transshipment port in Ihavandhippolhu; 1 billion dollar Moon Bay Marina in Male; 2 billion dollar Hulhumale Phase 2 project developed by Dubai World; 1 billion dollar port and logistics city developed by Boskalis International – and now Anni is giving us a 200 million dollar wind farm in Gafaru! Wow! The thought of those huge turbines rotating on a windy day really gives me a hard-on.

I honestly don’t understand how we could be so easily fooled into singing praise to our leaders. Just have a look at the comments on the article on Haveeru. I, Zaeem Tubbs hereby tell all my fellow Maldivians not to get turned on so easily. Only one commentator has really thought about this. He says there is no wind to harness that kind of power in the central Maldives. For God’s sake we are in the doldrums.

I also want to as a few questions about this project.

1. Who is funding this project? What are the terms and conditions?
2. Just like in the case of all the other ‘mega projects’ there is a lot of name throwing ( Boskalis never was into building Gulhifalhu. It was some Srilankan middleman named Raj). Now some people like Minivannews are very keen to throw names “GE Energy, a US$30 billion company, will carry out a feasibility study and build the wind farm on a coral reef in Gaafaru in North Male’ atoll” very very sexy, indeed! For God’s sake GE isn’t going to dump 200million dollars on a bloody coral reef.
3. Falcon International? Falcon, who? Is that the investor? My google search gave me 2 companies that have this name. A Singaporean company named Falcon Energy Group and a two man UK company that has the same name. If I, Zaeemu Tubbs, have the brains to figure out that none of these two companies have the capacity to raise 200 million dollars, every Maldivian fisherman’s son and daughter should have the same ability.
4. President Anni unveiled this massive project in front of the media and public. Why didn’t he give any details as to who are the shareholders, what are the sources of funds and what are the terms and conditions that we agreed on?

So, here is my advice to my fellow country men – JUST DON’T GET TO EXCITED!

Anni, Gayoom and Presidential Commissions

Gayoom had a fetish for commissions. There wasn’t a single thing under the sun for which Gayoom didnt form some sort of a commission during his 30 year reign. Now it looks like Anni is also developing the same fetish for commissions.

This Riyaasee (dhiyaasee??) commission to look into the scandals and corruption cases of the previous commission has been operating for I don’t know how many months now. If anni really wants to seriously look into Gayoom regime’s corruption cases he would have nominated people capable of doing good work to this commission. This Sheikah Hussain Rasheed Ahmed Sheikh aka ring leader of the Adhaalath cult is one of them. And Adduvas man Haseen who flunked his Shariah and law programme at Islamic University Malaysia is the other. And the chairman of this commission is a thug. The two decent members Shabab Rasheed and Idham Muizzu have no voice. Adugadha meehunge thaa rugginavaanee dho.

The only objective of this commission is to make sure that they could continue to warm their chairs so that they could have their fat salaries. For god’s sake its been almost one year. Tell me one case that this commission has investigated and brought before the courts. Its just a lot of talk about nothing - summoning Gayoom; detaining Jangiya’s wife; asking jangiya’s wife to give her underwear odor; grilling moklhi seytu redwave Saleem; and now the talk about some island being given to Champa.

Dont get excited, people! For God’s sake this has got absolutely nothing to do with delivering justice for the common man. This is a bloody sick game being played by ANNI. Who do these politicians think they are trying to fool? This is a sick game of raazuvaa being played by Gayoom anni using the likes of adhalath sheikh, jangiya, adduvas haseen at our cost – you and I are paying for their sick game!!

Ministry of Shaheem Ali Saeed criticizing Human Rights Commission?!!?

This has got to be a bloody joke. “State Minister of Islamic Affairs Mohamed Shaheed Ali Saeed has said that the ministry was very worried about the fact that the Human Rights Commission of Maldives (HRCM) was not concerned about the issue of homosexuality as they were concerned about the issue of child concubines in Maldives”. Who is this man? What does this man shaheem know about human rights? I want to tell my fellow bloggers Yaamyn and Hilath to continue their crusade against these power hungry bastards leeching on MDPs scrotum. Why on earth has Anni created a ministry for these fools?

Adaalath Sheikhs and Fanditha? Sick. fucking sick!

Who are these Sheykus trying to fool? I am not a fan of DRP but I think DRP also has thinking people (their head is not only to comb). How could DRP b so fooslish as to think that they could kill the president and entire cabinet of maldives by sending some old fanditha man to pray with his back to gibla? these Adhaalath idiots are insane. The bastards are getting me mother fucking sick. I never believed when yaamyn and hilath were talking against these fuckers. Seriously these are a bunch of power hungry bastards leeching all over the scrotum of MDP. and the sickening thing is MDP is ok with that. talk about symbiosis. MDP is also equally guilty, me thinks. Pls president naseed kick these leeches out or else they will suck u dry very soon. Who is this sick husen raseed, shaheem and baree seyku.

MP football match

How nice, Mp's are now doing everything but what they are paid to do. and who bought gasims shirt? maybe villa hotels. and nice picture we have here also. I think thasneems boobs are more beautiful than maria.

Fikuree Mudhaa rakkaatheri kurnaee??

Haveeru says Moldive Govt want to protect fikuree’s mudhaa? Fikuree isn’t the only person who has mudhaa. So many peoples in Moaldives has mudhaa. Like burumaa gasim, champa, MU maniku. Lolly Jabir and Ogaru mohaMed fulhu (OMF). Yameen seytu also has mudhaa. Sto has mudhaa.

Maldies Drug Lords...2 Down! 4 more to go!

Prez Nahseeid said earlier this year tht Maldies has 6 jumbo drug deelers. These six drug barons are the Maldies answer to Carlos the Jackal. Very dangerus. Heavily armed.Very rich. Have multi billion dollar worth of drug stockpiles. But we the ppl of Moaldies need not worry. the drug loads (lords?) will becomes history very soon. Moldives will becomes drug free. Now 2 of these bastards are arrested by police . The Other 4 fellows better be careful, ok? This is my advise to you. Otehrwise, you will also be arrested. Arrested, prosecuted and jailed....of course to be released a week later! If prez naseed need consultancy to control drug in moldies please contact minikaaraajje@gmail.com or call +960772118. if on wataniya netwoarke pls add 9.

Male match-box rooms not feasible! Singapore firm says for a fee of Rf8.35million

What a bunch of big bloody fools we are! We had to pay 8.35 milllion rufiyaa to a Singaporean firm to tell us it is idiotic to have 8 feet by 8feet match-box sized rooms going multi-story. Ha ha..this is the bigest joke I hear since Feeboahmed manik’s time. Our ministree of Housing Mohamed Ass-lam pay so much money to consultants. Why? Tell me. Why?? We moaldies peoples prefers to live like packed sardines. Now these lee kuan yew countreee peoples coming and telling us we need to demolish our match-box slums and construct large buildings. Waht a big bloody joke! Minister Ass-lam, I am very good consultant. I could have given you this consultancy for Rf 100. yes, that’s just USD8. I’m serious. Very very serious. If any minister or president or VP or chief justice of speaker of parliament, want consultancy on anything please contact minikaaraajje@gmail.com

haveeru dot com

I just read an article on haveeru and noticed it was the same artilce i read on
johntyrrell.blogspot.com about st. helena. the photo had haveeru.com on it.
how can it be a haveeru foto. it was taken by a photographer named Nick Thorpe and you can see it if you search google for images on maldivia. if you cant take the pictures on your own at least give the credit to the people who does.

amaa lindh

Guys you are making the same mistake again , when maumoon was president ,each time he got an award of certificate all of you go to airport and jetty and make him feel like he has saved the world and every time his head became big , and you did this for 30 years and his head got bigger than earth, now you are doing same thing to anni also.
who the fuck is anna lindh, ok she might be a good person and did many things, i dont know and i dont care, all i know is she is dead.
anyway just becasue anni got an award you dont need to make his head big, if you keep doing this he will become another maumoon, you people are idiots no doubt about that. when do you ever learn you stupid fools.

Former Big Vazeeru

Our president sent a letter to former big vazeer of malaysia ask him to come maldives.
but he did not know our former president maumoon is more best friend with mahaatheer than him. he went personally and meet him and have coffee with him also , maybe some other things alos i dont know,
now he wont come to maldives cos maumoon said dont go there cos now maumoon is not there.
maumoon is best bff with lots of former presidents in the world. our new president nasheed is still very new and dont have many best friends so he should be careful what he say to mahaatheer , he will go and tell maumoon.

MP All-horn Fuck-me says Presidential commission unconstitutional

Allhorn Fuck-me says President’s Nasheed main objective to foam the korupshun commission was to exert undue influence on the parliamentarian elections and intimate senior officials of the foamer administration. He acuzed the Prezident of usurping powers not granted to him under the the the the constitution. He said the President the Nasheed’s comission cannot be trustworthy as it has meny government activist. compleet artcile is on http://www.miadhu.com.mv/news.php?id=10347

Ahmed Haleem (engliSh translate: Fair Betel Leaf )media coadinater.

Reported by Miyadhu daily - Dhonbileh Ahmed Haleem is apointed as media coadinator of Maldivian Democratic Party (MDP), the party leading the ruling coalisan.

Dhonbileh Ahmed, who is a member of MDP council, is a foamer Victory sports clus star. He paly many years with with Victory Sports Club, Club Valencia and Club Lagoons, Club newRadiyant is the only clud he isnt played. . Mr. etel leaf is was also a member of Maldives national football team. betel leaf will server as loyal mebers he give assurance to MDP, told by Miadhu.

Minikaaraajje site and supporters campaign for donbileh but he lost. Honbileh lost Manchangolhi seat to DRP candidate Fishloof (mahuloof) by slimiest margins. Drp candidate Fishloof is very smart man. mdP cant buy him with stet minister position.

Dhonbileh Ahmed served in the 16 th People’s Majlis as a president Naseed appointment.

Hussin Safeeu for Haa Alif Dhidhoooooo. pls VoTe

Today is friday. therefor I brings to you the handsomest candidat in the rayyithunge majlis candidat. He is Hussin Safeeu (the famous FILM star Yooppe's brother). Hussin is in winning for H.A dhidhdhoo daaira (I thinks he will win becoz very handsome). I thihk if the peoples of Dhidhoo vote 4 him he is defent Democrasy and Champoion Human rights in Maldives. he will foster democrasy. and he will rule by Rule of Low. therefor; pLs vote Hussin for the Haa alis seat.

AK Abdulla Kamaludeen for Majlis H.A Seat

Rayyithunge thanavas kamah AK? nagoo balhaa miothee vakemeh (Sorry i have to use bad word). but How els can I say this? U tell me if there is a bettr way. This AK (Abdulla Kamaludeen of MA. Everlast) is contesting for Ihavandhoo dhaaira. Subu haanalloahi. And his campain slogan says "Rayyithunge Thanavas kamah" . I dont know what to say. Onest to God.

Vagunootu thiefs, and Criminals to Majlis

Heyo hithun heyo niyatheggai..Muhamma kalo. what heyo hithun? waht niyaiy? niyaiiy is in the asshole. what are these jokers trying to do. they want us to elect them to majlis. They will act as proxies to the rich and earn over 100000 rufiyaa a month. these people are thieves. muhamma was a vagunootu thief. they should be behind bars. in the jail. i may not be an educated man. but I also knows that much.

it's simply not true again

again auditor general has dropped a atom bomb on me. but we all know its not true , none of it is true. I dont have many cars I have only one car, that is also very old car , sometimes stop in middle of the road and I have to walk home also. I never use government launch also I use my small bokkuraa but it is too small for my security guards so they hire a big launch but that is not me. Anni is wasting government money but i never waste government money I only put it in my bank account. My toilet is not gold also its all lies. sometimes I go to public toilet cos nasreena dont clean my toilet and smelling very bad. and i dont sleep in a very nice room also cos most of time i have to sleep in car because nasreena get very angry with me and chase me out and lock me outside. I dont have many staff also sometimes there is no one to cook for me so i eat cup noodles cos nasreena dont cook. but nasreena is very sexy so its ok for me but its not ok when she was having sex with my driver that is why i dont have driver also now I put sunglass in window so no one no I am driving. the report is all lies please dont believe anything in it.
lobuvethi zaeem

The Ogre Waaheedh Campaign Poster is the BEST.

Many kendidates make good posters. But Left side is campain picture of the Ogre Waaheedh is my favorit campain picture becase in the back ground we can see all the things. Islamic Center: reprezent Maldives isalm. Flag: represtnts Maldives national. Key board reprezents : computor and technology. Foot ball: reprezent Maldives game. Which is favrouti. There is Quran hatim with foiy godi (don’t know English name) . then Pen reprezent the Ogre is writer. CD: deprezent technologies. Only one thing is mission. And that’s is something to represent Maldives ppls sex and lustfull . Therefore I want to propose to the Ogre to add this symbol of phallic image (on the right side) to his pictures. Then his poster is full compleet.

Massage parlaa

Some maldivian are very concerned about massage parlars and selling sex in maldives.
But we all like sex, some do it for free others pay for it , some even rape cos they dont have money to pay for it maybe, but why is some people so bothered about it. I think sex is good and no one should be upset that some people pay for it. If u want you also can pay and have sex
everyone say we are 100% muslim country and it should not be allowed. we are 100%bullshit country. All we have is drug addicts fake vahhaabees mentally retarded people greedy politicians badi group etc... just stop pretending to be very religious people and being fake. If i am president i will have naasige legal and anyone can have sex anywhere. It is good for health and everyone benifit from it. Next time you can vote for me.

I am more colifiEd then Dhonbleiy AhuMadh!

I am MDP spporter in last Prez elections. But now I don’t know who to support. I defnitly don’t want to sppOrt Golha partie. And jangiyaa naasim and Raagodi raajaa party ..I will never ever ever support them. Golha is Golah. Ofcourse. But then in campaign relly Prez. Naseed said he has got the World’s beSt team for the parliament. I dont know how ppl bElieve prez naseed. The World’S most colified team has ppl like DON Bileh AHUmAd (please referenceis mad to to the Pictures above..with the Uneducate man wearing the TIE) . If this gRade 5 FAIL graduat is in the world’s bestteam then I don’t know what prez. Naseed is takling about. This is all bull sits. only Mad peoples will think Donbilath AhuMad is worlds best. This is a big bloody (Englis ppl tell bloody) jokE#s. If dhonbileh Ahmade is colified I am colified to Woarlds BEST TEAM to.. really with littLe training and Intence English korse in Australia or UK or USA of GERmany or Swiss or netherlands or other EUrope countrie I will be colified more than that Donbeley AhuMAD. I am also Grade 5 Elnglish pass. (mathes and other majubooru subjeks fail..although) may be this times I will support Ibura partie.

Kiruiloshi can catch Dragonfly but how can we catch these majlis members.

Maldives peoples like dRagon flies. Because there is loafindhu. There is baburu. There is normal dhondhooni. Maldives islands see dragon flies in only one season. They make ‘kiru iloshi’ (I don’t know English name) to catch dhondhooni. But dhondhooni cause no harm unlike the majlis members. Kiru iloshi is very effective to catch all types of dhondhooni. U have to put a kiru ilhoshi on top of a long sticks. Then can easily catch any dhondhooni. Maldivians should use this technology (metaphorically) to catch these destruCtive majlis members. There are every where now. 455 of them. Now Going around with their campaign posters and many many big big promises. I will give ur island this . i will give your island that. what can they give. they will give you shit...amaa fui (sorry bad word) I want to invent a technology like kiru iloshio to catch these bastards. Why don’t all maldivians stop catching dragonfly and invent some technology to catch these MFBs (Mother F%$%ing bastards). These people a sucking the bloods of the poor people of this country. Lets do something about this. (sorRy for my english)

Islam? what Islam

everyday I read news and see child molesting cases, prostitution and drugs if you count the amount of child molesting cases in maldives i thnk it will be one of world record compared to the population. earlier it was Abdulla Hameed , now the government has changed, but still the "kulhivaru" is the same Funny thing is all these people are raomin around free in Maldives and everyone is so concerned about christianity coming to maldives. We have much bigger problems than another religion comin to maldives, infact at this rate I might even consider becomin a christian. You idiots are a disgrace to islam. I have a better idea, lets all worship sungod again like we used to. we can also sacrifice someone everyday to the god. that way we can control the increasing population and housing problems.

Dr. Saheed is going to Cannibal Umair Naseer

Minikiaaraajje welcomes the first Maldivian Minikan. Dr. Saheed admited he is a cannibal. A Canibal like hanibal lector in Maldies. Miadhu said Saheed quote “ I want my pound of flesh”. Why does he want Umairu Naseer flesh? He wants to eat Donjam Umairu flesh? Its not even nice. Im sure dhonjeym flesh is very salty and chewy like old buffallo meat. and Umair said dr. saeeheed don’t know Umair Naseer. C’mon. everybody know umair Naseer. He is from Army. He is never scared of anything. Even is Dr. sahseed eat his flash he is not sceared. Umair will always call a “SPADE A SPEaD”.

Pres Nasheed how can he become “Obama of Asia”?.

Aljazeera’s Mr Stephen Cole said President Naseed is “Obama of Asia”. Maybe Mr Stephen Cole is trying to put lots of air to President Nasheed. Because Obama is acting like president. But President Naseed still acting like activist. I don’t know why Steven Cole thinks President Naseed is like Obama. I am not against president Naseed. I voted for him in the last election. And I got my friends the “Minikans’ to vote for him too. But I don’t want my president to act like the way we minikans behave. Now as Mr. Kutti Naseedh says our president has to start behaving like other head of state. Example: Obama. If he cant then Steven Cole is only trying to put air into president Naseed. Obama is very polised, shining like a star, always using nice words good speehc

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