Gass-I-AM will not join MDP

Gass-I-Am the richest person in the whole universe said he is not going to joing NDP.

Gass-I-am is the most influential person who got Pres Annie to his post. Gass-I-Am begget begged from the people to vote for President Nasheed if the people wants to free the country from tyranny and dictatorship.

Gass-I-Am was rewarded by pres by appointing him to the powerful post of Home Minister, his running mate Sawad was appointed Tourism Minister while Dr. Majeed Bari from Adalth Party was appointed Islamic Affairs Minister. But Gass-I-Am resigned.

RAEES JEHI FODI BURIYAH GANNAVAALAIFI

Raees Jehi Fodi Buriyah! Edel-oath Party has WON! President of Moldievs is high jacked by Edel-Oath party. This has been proven in the case of the ‘baguraa gawaaidhu’ fiasco.

What kind of a president is this? This man thinks he is the all powerful and comes out like as if he is a medieval knight getting ready for battle. But when he is faced with anything he is a kukulhu. A findi kukulhu. jehi fodi buriyah.

I don’t support what Edel-oath did what I think they have proved that they are Supreme in this country. Raees jehi fodi buriyah gannavaalee.

Moldives President Orders hybrid 2-3 bedroom flat seeds from America

Scientists working for Americal Seed Research Foundation (ASRF) has discovered a new hybrid seed that grows 2-3 bedroom flats.

Professor Brendon Gilchrist, the head scientist working on the special seed revealed to Minikaaraajje today that the ASRF’s team produced the special seed at the request of the President of Maldives Mohamed Nasheed.

“This is a major breakthrough. This is the first time we are able to produce 2, 3 and 4 storey flats from a seed that grows in extremely saline conditions in environmentally vulnerable small island developing nations. And the beauty of this seed is that the flats will grow to habitable conditions with 2,3 and 4 en suite bathrooms within a matter of 3 months”, says Professor Gilchrist.

“The President is jubilant. He is really excited about the discovery. This solves all his problem. We have now placed a massive order to ASRF and will have the seeds dispersed to the islands in 2 months time”, said Presidents Spokesperson Mr. Juhaa when contacted by Minikaaraajje.

“Flats will be no problem. All tsunami victims and all three hundred thousand people and also the 150billion ukudi-bukudi that are living on the islands of Maldives will soon shift to the new flats”, said Minister Mohamed Ass-slam.

Minister Mohamed Ass-slam also revealed that a team headed by Professor Gilchrist will be visiting Moldives to plat the first batch of seeds and also to ensure that the transfer of technology takes place as soon as possible.

Sheyku Al-jaariyaa Mohamed Shahome All Said to resign

Today is one of the sadest days in the history of sad days in Modives. Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said has that he will resign from the Gavarument of Moldives if the liquor regulation is implemented.

If the learned Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said resigns from Moldives govarument that will be the end of islam for the poor moldives ppl. That will be very veryvery very sad. This crocodile is the protector of the religious faith of moldivian pepl. So please every one please pleeeeeeeeeeeese urge president anni not to enformce the regulation. If the regulation if enformed Mohamed shahome All Said and his ‘akhun’ (I don’t know what the fuck that means) are going to resign from the gavarument. Ha ha haaa..what a FUCKING insane joke.

COMRADE MARIAH MOST IMPOTENT PERSON IN MOLDIVIES

Comrade Mariah carey is the most important person in the Moldives. Why I say this is because the interests of 300000 muslim Maldivians are being raped just to protect the interests of this haggard old lady.

Comrade Mariah’s sinister Comrade Howl-ah is deputy mini-star although she is nutrition.
Comrade Mariah’s another sinister Comrade Raggedy-yeah is deputy mini-star.
Comrade Mariah’s nephew Comrade Me-off-zeal is deputy mini-star in-wastement.


Comrade Mariah carey want to get liquor license for his ex-husband’s hotel HolyDayIn. And under various excuses by putting wet gunny bag on the heads of the 300000 muslim inhabitants of this country Annie government is finally giving the liquor license to Comrade Mariah Carey.

Why is Comrade Mariah so important so that annie feels that he has to sacrifice the interest of the 300000 people to protect Comrade Mariah’s interest? I think maybe Comrade Mariah show her haggard old unlubricated part to Pres Annie. Piss piss. Thankolheh boduvaru.


Comrade Mariah is the most important person in the whole Moldies.

REEKO MESSY ABAW THE LOW?

Reeko messy is a big gangster. Now anni government is giving beer permit to holiday in because moriah carey want to get licenswe for his ex-husband sirToy. SirToy get all the money from nahalaalu sources like FPID. Kavvallee fpid.
Reeks Messy is a big jaahilu. He is wants to celebrate the holiday in successful in getting beer permits. He puit all beer liquor whickey and tiger, Carlsberg Heineken, budwiesier, kilkennie and tuborg. Vodka, but reeks messy knows with this government he will not be caught. He is ABOW THE LAW

MAROYA find permit for settoy to sell alcohol

Maaroya has finally sucseeded in getting a likor sale license for sotto’s holy-day-inn. Moriae study law in England under sotto’s funding. Moriyo and settoy were married for long time. They have a son. Son is going to inherit all the ill gotten money of Settoy from FPID. And the money form holyday inn too. So now its pay back time. moriae find setto alcholod permits.