Forbees magazine says Broomer Gasim is the richest man in the world

Forbees magazine made a big blunder when they published this year’s richest list. They did not visit Moldives. Not they are going to visit Moldives and correct their list. Minikaaraajje has learned from insiders that the revised list which is going to be published very soon will look like as following.

1. Broomer Gasim USD 59.8 billion
2. Carlos Slim Helu USD53.5 billion
3. Champion Afeef USD53.3 billion
4. Bill Gates USD53billion
5. Coali mohodhey USD51 billion
6. Warren Buffet USD49 billion
7. Abdulloa Jaebir USD41billion
8. Mukesh Ambani USD35billion
9. Ogre Mohamed Fulhu USD31billion
10. Lakshmi Mittal USD23billion

All-horn-fuck-me Elected because...

All-horn-fuck-me was one ofthe the rudikaalhu who was elected from my atoll. He was elected by DRP rudis. But when he got elected this rudikaalhu thinks he was elected because of his popularity.

All-horn-fuck-me agreed that 85 per cent of his votes were from DRP supporters but claimed ”I would have been elected even if I was an MDP candidate.” What a bloody joke. Does All-horn-fuck-me think he was elected because he has a big lando? And the people who voted for this rudikaalhu are bloody fools.

Obama, Sarkozy Angela & Merkel to get Maldives Add-Loath Party support

Acting Vice President of the Add-loath Party Aah-Singh-Tey said that he believe that no political party in the world could run a government, a political party, an organization or a country without Add-loath support.

Aah-Singh-Tey said Barack Obama has recently contacted him to get the support of Add-loath for Democratic patry because Obama feels he cannot sustain his Gavarument without the support of Add-loath.

In the meantime French President Nickolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel are also thinking about getting the support of Adalthu for their parties.
also said that when this government comes to an end, even the next government could be in office with the Add-loath support. Aah-Singh-Tey also said that AP is
Aah-Singh-Tey also said that Edel-oath is not a puppet of another party and said that it has always criticized the ruling NDP and coalition’s main party whenever nDP had deviated from religious principles while governing the country. He also said that as Maldives, United States, China, France, Germany. Italy, Japanare 100% Islamic countries religious opinions and knowledge is very important for all these countries and said that this capacity is only in Add-loath Party. Therefore everybody is queuing up to get the support of Add-loath.

Dutch Dicklands to Develop the Worlds biggest Phallus in Maldives

The gavarument and Dutch Dicklands of the Neverlands have today signed an agreement to develop, operate and manage water dicks including a masterbation centre in the Maldives. The agreement was signed at a ceremony held at the Prez’s Office this afternoon.

Dutch Dicklands is a global leader in tailor made floating dicks and huge phalluses, and the methods and procedures developed by the company for floating developments reduce the impact on underwater life, and minimise the changes to coastal morphology.

According to Juhaa once the huge phallus is built the 300 thousand residents of Maldives will worship the phallus.

ministree of Fish to can Dr. Tooth’s fruits

ministree of Fischeries and Ogerculture Dr. Tooth has said that his Ministree had begun providing financial and technical assistance on long-lining from southern Maldives to Antarctica.

Dr. Tooth also said Government is purchasing equipments needed for the longlining from timbaaktoo.

Dr. Tooth is a specialist in fishery. He has Phd from vakarugey university in fisheries management.

Dr. Tooth is also a specialist in many other fields. He promised the people of Thoddoo that a canning factree for fruits canning and export will be setuip on the island.

He also promised ppels of Folkland that a fruit canning factory wil be setup in their island.

Minikaaraajje has learned from reliable sources that Dr. Tooth is now planning to can the two small shrivelled fruits and the little mushimas between his legs in the cannery. This will be the first project of the cannery.

Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said return from UK after ‘Nice Trip”

State mini-star Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said recently returned from a trip to the UK. Minisvan news reports he is the first Islamic scholar (Minikaa Comment: WTF? Scholar? Does Minivannews know the meaning of the word ‘scholar’?) from the Ministry to do so with a government delegation.

Saheme attended discussions on counter-terrorism with a range of relevant authorities, including the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Cabinet Office, Home Office and heads of counter-terrorism in the Justice Ministry (Minikaa Comment: When did those Brits at FC learn to speak Arabic?)

He also met with Abbas Faiz, the general secretary of Amnesty International. (Minikaa Comment: Fuck, NO!)

“There was a lot of discussion on ideas, such as how to fight ideologies and radical ideas. It was a very nice trip.” (Minikaa comment: VERY NICE TRIP?? AMMATASIRI!)

Juhaa trying to put a WET GUNNYBAG on Salaf

Juhaa said that Anni is of the view that increased religious awareness in the country is a result of the hard work being done by the religious scholars in the country and that as President he does not wish to take credit for that. Ha ha what a Joke.

Anni is really highjacked by these religious extremists. He panders to their every need. What a weak president we have.

Responding to concerns by Salaf that presidential address does not contain any information on Islamic affairs, Zuhair said that they had received information from Islamic Ministry as well, but President chose not to include those information in the address as President believes that both the credit and the its technical aspects of the religious issues must be solely left to the scholars.

Gass-I-AM will not join MDP

Gass-I-Am the richest person in the whole universe said he is not going to joing NDP.

Gass-I-am is the most influential person who got Pres Annie to his post. Gass-I-Am begget begged from the people to vote for President Nasheed if the people wants to free the country from tyranny and dictatorship.

Gass-I-Am was rewarded by pres by appointing him to the powerful post of Home Minister, his running mate Sawad was appointed Tourism Minister while Dr. Majeed Bari from Adalth Party was appointed Islamic Affairs Minister. But Gass-I-Am resigned.

RAEES JEHI FODI BURIYAH GANNAVAALAIFI

Raees Jehi Fodi Buriyah! Edel-oath Party has WON! President of Moldievs is high jacked by Edel-Oath party. This has been proven in the case of the ‘baguraa gawaaidhu’ fiasco.

What kind of a president is this? This man thinks he is the all powerful and comes out like as if he is a medieval knight getting ready for battle. But when he is faced with anything he is a kukulhu. A findi kukulhu. jehi fodi buriyah.

I don’t support what Edel-oath did what I think they have proved that they are Supreme in this country. Raees jehi fodi buriyah gannavaalee.

Moldives President Orders hybrid 2-3 bedroom flat seeds from America

Scientists working for Americal Seed Research Foundation (ASRF) has discovered a new hybrid seed that grows 2-3 bedroom flats.

Professor Brendon Gilchrist, the head scientist working on the special seed revealed to Minikaaraajje today that the ASRF’s team produced the special seed at the request of the President of Maldives Mohamed Nasheed.

“This is a major breakthrough. This is the first time we are able to produce 2, 3 and 4 storey flats from a seed that grows in extremely saline conditions in environmentally vulnerable small island developing nations. And the beauty of this seed is that the flats will grow to habitable conditions with 2,3 and 4 en suite bathrooms within a matter of 3 months”, says Professor Gilchrist.

“The President is jubilant. He is really excited about the discovery. This solves all his problem. We have now placed a massive order to ASRF and will have the seeds dispersed to the islands in 2 months time”, said Presidents Spokesperson Mr. Juhaa when contacted by Minikaaraajje.

“Flats will be no problem. All tsunami victims and all three hundred thousand people and also the 150billion ukudi-bukudi that are living on the islands of Maldives will soon shift to the new flats”, said Minister Mohamed Ass-slam.

Minister Mohamed Ass-slam also revealed that a team headed by Professor Gilchrist will be visiting Moldives to plat the first batch of seeds and also to ensure that the transfer of technology takes place as soon as possible.

Sheyku Al-jaariyaa Mohamed Shahome All Said to resign

Today is one of the sadest days in the history of sad days in Modives. Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said has that he will resign from the Gavarument of Moldives if the liquor regulation is implemented.

If the learned Sheyku Aljaariyaa Mohamed shahome All Said resigns from Moldives govarument that will be the end of islam for the poor moldives ppl. That will be very veryvery very sad. This crocodile is the protector of the religious faith of moldivian pepl. So please every one please pleeeeeeeeeeeese urge president anni not to enformce the regulation. If the regulation if enformed Mohamed shahome All Said and his ‘akhun’ (I don’t know what the fuck that means) are going to resign from the gavarument. Ha ha haaa..what a FUCKING insane joke.

COMRADE MARIAH MOST IMPOTENT PERSON IN MOLDIVIES

Comrade Mariah carey is the most important person in the Moldives. Why I say this is because the interests of 300000 muslim Maldivians are being raped just to protect the interests of this haggard old lady.

Comrade Mariah’s sinister Comrade Howl-ah is deputy mini-star although she is nutrition.
Comrade Mariah’s another sinister Comrade Raggedy-yeah is deputy mini-star.
Comrade Mariah’s nephew Comrade Me-off-zeal is deputy mini-star in-wastement.


Comrade Mariah carey want to get liquor license for his ex-husband’s hotel HolyDayIn. And under various excuses by putting wet gunny bag on the heads of the 300000 muslim inhabitants of this country Annie government is finally giving the liquor license to Comrade Mariah Carey.

Why is Comrade Mariah so important so that annie feels that he has to sacrifice the interest of the 300000 people to protect Comrade Mariah’s interest? I think maybe Comrade Mariah show her haggard old unlubricated part to Pres Annie. Piss piss. Thankolheh boduvaru.


Comrade Mariah is the most important person in the whole Moldies.

REEKO MESSY ABAW THE LOW?

Reeko messy is a big gangster. Now anni government is giving beer permit to holiday in because moriah carey want to get licenswe for his ex-husband sirToy. SirToy get all the money from nahalaalu sources like FPID. Kavvallee fpid.
Reeks Messy is a big jaahilu. He is wants to celebrate the holiday in successful in getting beer permits. He puit all beer liquor whickey and tiger, Carlsberg Heineken, budwiesier, kilkennie and tuborg. Vodka, but reeks messy knows with this government he will not be caught. He is ABOW THE LAW

MAROYA find permit for settoy to sell alcohol

Maaroya has finally sucseeded in getting a likor sale license for sotto’s holy-day-inn. Moriae study law in England under sotto’s funding. Moriyo and settoy were married for long time. They have a son. Son is going to inherit all the ill gotten money of Settoy from FPID. And the money form holyday inn too. So now its pay back time. moriae find setto alcholod permits.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President of Male Kunicipality. He is very good orator. He give nice speech at MDP gathering on the beach in the rain to wel

This is a work or art by whoismunavvar blog. this author is a geeenius.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President of Male Kunicipality. He is very good orator. He give nice speech at MDP gathering on the beach in the rain to welcome Alhan Fuckme and Ahmed Abdulla. But MDP Chairperson Mariya give better speech. So now Sir Rung A Damn Maniac very jealous. He want confiscate MDP tent. So Mariya now telephone call Muammar Qaddafi to get new tent.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac campaign manager for President Nasheed. He come to campaign with Waheed Come and Waheed Go. MDP want to hide their UK campaign manager conservative James McGrath. So they put Sir Rung A Damn Maniac in front as cover. But Sir Rung A Damn Maniac give campaign fund to DRP too. Hypocrite exposed by Auditor General report.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac put yellow ugly boxes on Majeedhee Road for Eid Holidays. He connect electricity and light boxes. So electricity cost go high. So IMF ask government to cut STELCO subsidy and increase electricity unit charges. Mariya very embarrassed.

Sir Rung A Damn Maniac build bridge between Maldives Monetary Authority and fishermen's boats. So fishermen can get light loan easily. Direct link between government financial assistance and fishermen. Sir Rung A Damn Maniac is President Nasheed's best political appointment. Shows brilliant mind President Nasheed has and vision for solving all problems in Male.

thasmeeni brother to pay 1100000000000 rf

thasmeenes brother is to pay rf 110oooooo to the bank now. this is all curruption of thaseens when he was minister. how can anything in this country improve? now MDP is doing so badly. they have become so unpopular because of the thugs and activits. its activist government.

i am sure in the next erection DRP is going to win. but with thasmeeni how is things going to improve. how can theameeni do anything for the benefit of this country when he has big debt?

Worlds Biggest Ashtray is in Maldives!

All of us know all senior ppls in MDP and this goverument are heavy smokers. They smoke so much always. One night ziyattey and anni were smoking in muleeaage. Before that some others had smoked in the evening. So all the ashtrays in muleeaage were completely full to the brim. There was no place where the president could put his ash. President was furious. He immediately asked for Juhaa.

Juhaa arrived at the scene. Juha was briefed by kottey about the problem. Juha immediately found a solution. He told president “Sir, we don’t need to worry about ashtrays”.

“What the fuck, Juhaa. You are telling me we don’t need to worry about ashtrays when all the ashtrays in muleeaage are full”, retorted the president.

“yes, sir. We don’t worry about it. A year or two ago our MDP activists in Kulhuduffushi accidentally discovered the world’s biggest ashtray. They used this 6 feet tall 150pund walking ashtray and reported to us that it is the best experience they have ever had. The ashtray is still around. And there isn’t anything else we could do this huge obscene thing with big nice holes on both ends”.

“juhaa, get serious”, president was furious by now.

“sir, its ahmade abdolloh. We need to bring him to MDP. That solve all our ashtray problems”, said juhaa.

“lovely idea, Juha”. Get it done today”, came the presidential command.

Maunoon Abdul Gayoom to Join MDP in unprecedented move

Highly confidential reports from deeply connekted MDP insiders report that Maunoon abdul gayoom aka Golha aka dictator of Moldives for a million years is is going to join MDP today. MDP parliamentary leader, the half-literate Reeks Moose and other leaders of the party are prepering for an unprecedented party to be held in the rain in arfiticial beech.

According to Reeks Moose and Boh-mondhudhudhudhu, Golha’s spokesperson, the perty to be held on the first of April will be the biggest yellow party ever held in the history of yellow parties in the world. Reeks moose and titanic-riyaa from MDP are determined to make this party a huge ‘suck-kes’.

According to Reeks oneGolha joins MDDP all his previous sins will be swallowed by ganjabo just like Ahmade Abdollaahi’s corruption. Ahmede Abdollahi, illlibe Ibrahim, Maakoni Sato, Ibrahim husna zackey and several others are highly corrupt ppl whos corruption has now been swallowed and obliterated by ganjabo.

the most corrupt person God created finally joins MDP

now MDP ppls r very happy becoz they finally have Ahmed Abdullooa. If any one ever asked God who is the most corrupt sould He ever created I'm sure if God tells the truth it will have to be ahmed abdoll. this crocodile pretended to be Golha's best friend when he was in power and ate a lot of money.

Four out of 5 most corrupt ppl in Golha's government have secured their future with MDp now. They are ibrahim hussna Zackey, Illyas ibroaham (he is now dhigu mudhdathu hidhumai izzaitheri) , Ahmeod Abdollahie, .

The only remaining person who is outside mdP is Yameeeeein. I think he will also join MDP very happily ver y soon. then MdP can be very happy politicall party.

Rf 30 million saved by publishing announcements in the gazette. 3000 new half literate MDP activits to be appointed to jobs

Juhaa has revealed that the government has saved about Rf 30 million within one year since the government began publishing announcements, directives and press releases of government offices in the government gazette.

Sources close to this blogger and Minikaaaraajje has reveeled that plans r now underway to annoint 3,000 new half literate and semi literate activists to political jobs in the island. Each of these half literate crocodile will be paid Rf10,000 per month.