Forbees magazine made a big blunder when they published this year’s richest list. They did not visit Moldives. Not they are going to visit Moldives and correct their list. Minikaaraajje has learned from insiders that the revised list which is going to be published very soon will look like as following.
1. Broomer Gasim USD 59.8 billion
2. Carlos Slim Helu USD53.5 billion
3. Champion Afeef USD53.3 billion
4. Bill Gates USD53billion
5. Coali mohodhey USD51 billion
6. Warren Buffet USD49 billion
7. Abdulloa Jaebir USD41billion
8. Mukesh Ambani USD35billion
9. Ogre Mohamed Fulhu USD31billion
10. Lakshmi Mittal USD23billion
Friday, March 12, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
All-horn-fuck-me Elected because...
All-horn-fuck-me was one ofthe the rudikaalhu who was elected from my atoll. He was elected by DRP rudis. But when he got elected this rudikaalhu thinks he was elected because of his popularity.
All-horn-fuck-me agreed that 85 per cent of his votes were from DRP supporters but claimed ”I would have been elected even if I was an MDP candidate.” What a bloody joke. Does All-horn-fuck-me think he was elected because he has a big lando? And the people who voted for this rudikaalhu are bloody fools.
All-horn-fuck-me agreed that 85 per cent of his votes were from DRP supporters but claimed ”I would have been elected even if I was an MDP candidate.” What a bloody joke. Does All-horn-fuck-me think he was elected because he has a big lando? And the people who voted for this rudikaalhu are bloody fools.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Obama, Sarkozy Angela & Merkel to get Maldives Add-Loath Party support
Acting Vice President of the Add-loath Party Aah-Singh-Tey said that he believe that no political party in the world could run a government, a political party, an organization or a country without Add-loath support.
Aah-Singh-Tey said Barack Obama has recently contacted him to get the support of Add-loath for Democratic patry because Obama feels he cannot sustain his Gavarument without the support of Add-loath.
In the meantime French President Nickolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel are also thinking about getting the support of Adalthu for their parties.
also said that when this government comes to an end, even the next government could be in office with the Add-loath support. Aah-Singh-Tey also said that AP is
Aah-Singh-Tey also said that Edel-oath is not a puppet of another party and said that it has always criticized the ruling NDP and coalition’s main party whenever nDP had deviated from religious principles while governing the country. He also said that as Maldives, United States, China, France, Germany. Italy, Japanare 100% Islamic countries religious opinions and knowledge is very important for all these countries and said that this capacity is only in Add-loath Party. Therefore everybody is queuing up to get the support of Add-loath.
Aah-Singh-Tey said Barack Obama has recently contacted him to get the support of Add-loath for Democratic patry because Obama feels he cannot sustain his Gavarument without the support of Add-loath.
In the meantime French President Nickolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel are also thinking about getting the support of Adalthu for their parties.
also said that when this government comes to an end, even the next government could be in office with the Add-loath support. Aah-Singh-Tey also said that AP is
Aah-Singh-Tey also said that Edel-oath is not a puppet of another party and said that it has always criticized the ruling NDP and coalition’s main party whenever nDP had deviated from religious principles while governing the country. He also said that as Maldives, United States, China, France, Germany. Italy, Japanare 100% Islamic countries religious opinions and knowledge is very important for all these countries and said that this capacity is only in Add-loath Party. Therefore everybody is queuing up to get the support of Add-loath.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Dutch Dicklands to Develop the Worlds biggest Phallus in Maldives
The gavarument and Dutch Dicklands of the Neverlands have today signed an agreement to develop, operate and manage water dicks including a masterbation centre in the Maldives. The agreement was signed at a ceremony held at the Prez’s Office this afternoon.
Dutch Dicklands is a global leader in tailor made floating dicks and huge phalluses, and the methods and procedures developed by the company for floating developments reduce the impact on underwater life, and minimise the changes to coastal morphology.
According to Juhaa once the huge phallus is built the 300 thousand residents of Maldives will worship the phallus.
Dutch Dicklands is a global leader in tailor made floating dicks and huge phalluses, and the methods and procedures developed by the company for floating developments reduce the impact on underwater life, and minimise the changes to coastal morphology.
According to Juhaa once the huge phallus is built the 300 thousand residents of Maldives will worship the phallus.
Friday, March 5, 2010
ministree of Fish to can Dr. Tooth’s fruits
ministree of Fischeries and Ogerculture Dr. Tooth has said that his Ministree had begun providing financial and technical assistance on long-lining from southern Maldives to Antarctica.
Dr. Tooth also said Government is purchasing equipments needed for the longlining from timbaaktoo.
Dr. Tooth is a specialist in fishery. He has Phd from vakarugey university in fisheries management.
Dr. Tooth is also a specialist in many other fields. He promised the people of Thoddoo that a canning factree for fruits canning and export will be setuip on the island.
He also promised ppels of Folkland that a fruit canning factory wil be setup in their island.
Minikaaraajje has learned from reliable sources that Dr. Tooth is now planning to can the two small shrivelled fruits and the little mushimas between his legs in the cannery. This will be the first project of the cannery.
Dr. Tooth also said Government is purchasing equipments needed for the longlining from timbaaktoo.
Dr. Tooth is a specialist in fishery. He has Phd from vakarugey university in fisheries management.
Dr. Tooth is also a specialist in many other fields. He promised the people of Thoddoo that a canning factree for fruits canning and export will be setuip on the island.
He also promised ppels of Folkland that a fruit canning factory wil be setup in their island.
Minikaaraajje has learned from reliable sources that Dr. Tooth is now planning to can the two small shrivelled fruits and the little mushimas between his legs in the cannery. This will be the first project of the cannery.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said return from UK after ‘Nice Trip”
State mini-star Seykhul Jaariyaa Shaheme All Said recently returned from a trip to the UK. Minisvan news reports he is the first Islamic scholar (Minikaa Comment: WTF? Scholar? Does Minivannews know the meaning of the word ‘scholar’?) from the Ministry to do so with a government delegation.
Saheme attended discussions on counter-terrorism with a range of relevant authorities, including the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Cabinet Office, Home Office and heads of counter-terrorism in the Justice Ministry (Minikaa Comment: When did those Brits at FC learn to speak Arabic?)
He also met with Abbas Faiz, the general secretary of Amnesty International. (Minikaa Comment: Fuck, NO!)
“There was a lot of discussion on ideas, such as how to fight ideologies and radical ideas. It was a very nice trip.” (Minikaa comment: VERY NICE TRIP?? AMMATASIRI!)
Saheme attended discussions on counter-terrorism with a range of relevant authorities, including the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Cabinet Office, Home Office and heads of counter-terrorism in the Justice Ministry (Minikaa Comment: When did those Brits at FC learn to speak Arabic?)
He also met with Abbas Faiz, the general secretary of Amnesty International. (Minikaa Comment: Fuck, NO!)
“There was a lot of discussion on ideas, such as how to fight ideologies and radical ideas. It was a very nice trip.” (Minikaa comment: VERY NICE TRIP?? AMMATASIRI!)
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Juhaa trying to put a WET GUNNYBAG on Salaf
Juhaa said that Anni is of the view that increased religious awareness in the country is a result of the hard work being done by the religious scholars in the country and that as President he does not wish to take credit for that. Ha ha what a Joke.
Anni is really highjacked by these religious extremists. He panders to their every need. What a weak president we have.
Responding to concerns by Salaf that presidential address does not contain any information on Islamic affairs, Zuhair said that they had received information from Islamic Ministry as well, but President chose not to include those information in the address as President believes that both the credit and the its technical aspects of the religious issues must be solely left to the scholars.
Anni is really highjacked by these religious extremists. He panders to their every need. What a weak president we have.
Responding to concerns by Salaf that presidential address does not contain any information on Islamic affairs, Zuhair said that they had received information from Islamic Ministry as well, but President chose not to include those information in the address as President believes that both the credit and the its technical aspects of the religious issues must be solely left to the scholars.
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